seahorse

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Oh dear gods. I logged in last night and saw 80% of the guild in ZG. This should indicate that something is really, really wrong but somehow, I read it as, "ZOMG!!! This new heroics must be AWESOME!!!"

So when some guild members got on and asked if I wanted to go, I just went, "Hell yes!" and jumped in.

2 1/2hours.

Yes.

The bf decided to try too...he dropped out of his pug group after 1 1/2h of constant wiping.

Still, we ended up with tons of epic drops. Our GM's the nicest guy ever...he actually remembers which guild members needs what and would save stuff for them.

Oh and one of the raid members was from Kuwa had the sexiest accent everrr.
seahorse

ZG is a bitttccchhh

Oh dear gods. I logged in last night and saw 80% of the guild in ZG. This should indicate that something is really, really wrong but somehow, I read it as, "ZOMG!!! This new heroics must be AWESOME!!!"

So when some guild members got on and asked if I wanted to go, I just went, "Hell yes!" and jumped in.

2 1/2hours.

Yes.

The bf decided to try too...he dropped out of his pug group after 1 1/2h of constant wiping.

Still, we ended up with tons of epic drops. Our GM's the nicest guy ever...he actually remembers which guild members needs what and would save stuff for them.

Oh and one of the raid members was from Kuwait and had the sexiest accent everrr. Hella distracting XD
seahorse

Most frustrating Twin Peaks EVER.

DK flag bearer
1 shaman
1 druid
2 priests


Yeah. You manage to finally off one healer and there's still 3 left. You try all going for the DK and that doesn't work either. 2/3s of the fight is spent fleeing after getting feared while DOTs from the occasional hunter/warlock gets you.

T.T

We lost.
thunder

It's a trap!


One of my guildmates did the most amazing thing yesterday.

So my guild has a "girl" who's claiming she's an Arabian princess. Not RP-ing..actually saying she's one. She's one of those usual types who just flirts insanely, gets really sexual with everyone and expects royal treatment. She's causing tons of tension between guys and their girlfriends since she won't lay off. And yes, some guys have started avoiding her to avoid misunderstandings with their girlfriends but it's kinda hard to put a guildmate on ignore forever.

Anyway, this is when the funny shit starts. So she posted this pic claiming that this is her:


Then along comes this guy with awesome internet stalking abilities and he found out where the pic was from:


Yeah. It's a pic of a famous Iranian model. XD

I still think it's kinda funny a lot of people believe her but oh well, my guild is full of really nice, honest people who will never do something like this so I guess they expect the same of people.




Oh and honestly, I still think it's not sexist to think these type of girls are not actually real girls. Girls I know don't behave that stupidly unless:

a) They're extremely young and got their ideas of how "grown ups" behave through overly sexual Hollywood movies that portray women as mere sex objects (in that case, they're way too young so lay off)

b) They're extremely insecure either because they're fugly/have a crappy life/never get any attention IRL

c) They're trolling. (and this usually leads to your embarassing pics being shared to everyone)

d) They've just discovered a feminine gender identity and unfortunately is learning Hollywood movies. In that case, kudos to them for rediscovering another side of themselves but I'll probably tell them to ease up on learning via trash media. (and yes, you can pick your gender identity so I do consider them girls, despite the sex they were born into)

There's nothing wrong with flirting and there's tons of harmless flirting & raunchy talk going on in my guild. But if you think that girls should put their worth in being overtly sexual and have no discernable skills besides hinting promises of sexual favours for preferential treatement.....seriously, wtf.


UPDATE: She's now claiming that that's a picture of her mother and she's her illegitimate daughter. Sigh. One guy believes it. Like really really believes it. Still blows kisses to her incessantly online despite having and IRL gf. People are stupid XD
seahorse

Most Amazing EoS EVER.


I just went on the most amazing EoS ever yesterday. For some reason, coincidentally, there's just tons of hunters and you know how hunters rock for BGs (yes, I'm biased).

So the strategy that somehow formed, without any of us planning, was that all the hunters go en masse and storm a tower, kill everyone there to the point where we capture the tower in battle, move on to the next and repeat. The slaughter was so fast, we pretty much gain 4 towers, lose one, but gain another one immediately, so we were constantly at 3 towers. Many times, we'll be at 4.

Usually zerging doesn't really work but this hunter zerg (just the same 5-6 hunters + 1-2 others) seemed to work really freakin well. Maybe because it started getting confusing with all the pets running around and hunters disengaging/feigning death. We pretty much pwned everyone in our way, even when we were heavily outnumbered. In fact, the crowd just deliberately find the places where most people were gathered and start killing. As a result, the other team spent most of their time dead.

And here's the results sorted by damage:


Sorted by kills:

seahorse

WoW Changes Continued...

To avoid making the post too long, I'll just separate what I think about other changes...

 

Ok so my thoughts on the proposed changes:

 

Awesome:

Honor is now purchasable from the Justice Commodities Vendor at 250 Honor per 375 Justice.

- I have way too much Justice points and wayyy too little Honor points thanks to all the dungeoning.

 

A dead player can now be resurrected by targeting them using the Party or Raid Frame even if they have released. No more hunting for corpses.

- How can this not be awesome?? 

Grim Batol: Malignant Trogg now moves more slowly.

- Thank you!!! Do you know how fucking annoying those purple troggs are?? I'm actually looking for a t-shirt that goes: "Purple Trogg!!! Runnnnn!!!!"

The Guild Perk, Cash Flow, no longer prints out text to the Chat Log. Instead, the daily amount deposited is shown in the Guild Vault Money Log. In addition, players can view the weekly contribution in a new window at the bottom of the Money Log.
 

Many "Account Bound" heirlooms are now labeled as "Battle.net Account Bound", meaning that they can also be traded or mailed to characters that are on different World of Warcraft accounts under the same Battle.net account.

 - YESSS!!!

Hmm....

The Dungeon Finder now attempts to avoid putting damage-dealing classes with the same armor type in a group.
- I dunno...never really had a problem with a random dungeon group being made entirely of "squishy" classes. Not sure if this would make queues even longer.

Gah:

The Dungeon Finder: Call to Arms will now identify which class role is currently the least represented in the queue, and offer them additional rewards for entering the Dungeon Finder queue and completing a random level-85 Heroic dungeon.


- This comic sums it up:

seahorse

WoW PTR Patch 4.1 Class Changes

Ok...this is kinda late but this is what I think about the WoW PTR Patch 4.1  class changes (well, the classes I play) that came out recently.

Hunters

Hmmm?
Explosive Trap now has a new spell effect.

I want to know what the new spell effect is...I like using this when I'm on MM spec...

 

 

Fucking Awesome Changes:

Multi-Shot damage has been increased by 250%.

- Yes!!! This used to be the lamest spell ever and I only like using it on the horde of Twilight followers in the Stonecore

 

Tame Beast now tames pets to match the hunter's level, rather than 3 levels below.

 

The Happiness/Pet Loyalty System has been removed. Hunters will no longer have to manage Happiness for their pets, and the previous damage bonus for pets being happy will now be baseline for all tamed pets.

- Oh dear gods thank you!!! I always get so annoyed when my pets get bitchy and keep needing to be fed.

 

Hunters will automatically acquire a new target if the current target dies in the middle of a cast.

Auto Shot now automatically turns off until reactivated once Freezing Trap is cast on an enemy player.

Scatter Shot's disorient effect should no longer sometimes be broken by the hunter's Auto Shot.

 

 

Right now, it looks like Hunters are getting waaayyy more awesome. No more Auto Shot messing things up, no more running around looking for food for bitchy pets, one of our few AoE abilities are getting better, no more keeping a pet stabled because you don’t want to mess up your raid dps by brining a lvl 82 pet…..yeah. I’m excited for these changes.




Paladins

 Goddammit!:
Word of Glory now has a 20-second cooldown.
- Fine, I dps mostly but sometimes, the healer fucking sux. I once had one healer who forgot about me and only healed the tank since he figured that “pallys can heal”. I ended up relying on WoG so I don’t die.

Sacred Shield's internal cooldown has been increased to 60 seconds, up from 30.

Fucking Awesome Changes:
Grand Crusader will now generate a charge of Holy Power if the Avenger Shield it procs is used within 6 seconds.
Divine Storm now generates 1 point of Holy Power if it hits (i.e. successfully lands on) 4 or more targets.

- These 2 changes would make accumulating 3 charges of holy power waaayyy less painful. Thank you Blizzard gods!!!


Sacred Duty can now be activated by Avenger's Shield in addition to Judgements. The effect now lasts 10 seconds, down from 15.

Avenger's Shield can no longer be blocked.
- Hehehehe!

Ok, most of the good changes are for tankadins and it kinda sux that I don't tank too often. I have no sense of direction so tanking's a bitch. Still wondering if I should switch to healing...hmmm...

Still, I love how they're making accumulating holy power a bit easier. Just sitting there spamming fillers while waiting for CS cooldowns is always one of the most annoying things about being a paladin, in my opinion. Still, the fact that DS has to hit at least 4 targets means I'm going to hate slow tankers even more. Pallies suck as it is with slow, mostly single-target runs.
seahorse

At the risk of sounding high...

...I really, really love my guild. Like I was sucking during our 5-man heroics in Stonecore because of a really bad lag (like to the point where everything stops moving and I had to quit and restart) but they kept me. Even better, I got disconnected before Slabhide and when my guy went out to find me, we both got locked out since the fight started already. 1 tank, 1 dps & 1 healer managed to down the boss on their own. Yeah. They're awesome.

Oh it gets better. So this 2H weapon dropped and the agility stats were awesome. So I just asked the party if they minded if I needed it if no one else wants it. But then I saw the other hunter, Huntyam, needing it so I just picked Greed. To my surprise, he insisted on giving it to me. I tried saying no but he kept insisting so I finally took it. He rox :)

Seriously, this guild is awesome.
seahorse

I'm going to raise little Chinese gold farmers

Yeap. That's my plan. Fuck the corporate life. I'm going to just raise my kids to be my personal Chinese gold farmers so they don't need to bother with the corporate shit. Don't worry kids. Your future is bleak in the corporate hellhole so might as well make gaming a full time job.

I hate my job. I have tons of things due, they're pending other people, and they've all left, leaving me alone with a job I can't complete thanks to lazy assholes leaving without completing their work. It's 9:20 pm here. I'm pissed.

This is why I need to kill pixel people once I get home.