"Quick" "easy" "lazy" recipes love to pretend that prep and cleanup occur within a pocket dimension outside time and space.
Anonymous asked:
Being anti-Pinterest is sexism tbh
serial-unaliver-deactivated2024 answered:
alright..added to belief system
ludicrous ramen deconstruction for dinner. cook porkchop and soft boil eggs. set aside. boil water for ramen. drain some water into a bowl and add spice packet and soy sauce. in the pork chop pan add leeks and sautee then add some garlic. deglaze with the broth. add cornstarch slurry. little more broth. add noodles and toss until sauce has absorbed. more broth on bottom of plate. noodles on top with some seasme oil. pork cut into slices and on the side. eggs on the other side. sunflower and sesame seeds on top. it tastes acceptable but this needs to tweaking + aldi soy sauce SUCKS!
ludicrous ramen deconstruction for dinner. cook porkchop and soft boil eggs. set aside. boil water for ramen. drain some water into a bowl and add spice packet and soy sauce. in the pork chop pan add leeks and sautee then add some garlic. deglaze with the broth. add cornstarch slurry. little more broth. add noodles and toss until sauce has absorbed. more broth on bottom of plate. noodles on top with some seasme oil. pork cut into slices and on the side. eggs on the other side. sunflower and sesame seeds on top. it tastes acceptable but this needs to tweaking + aldi soy sauce SUCKS!
artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations
people saying some variation to "oh no" in the notes of this post are very funny but at the same time. i wish you a very Feel Better
one of my earliest video game memories was my neighbor from down the street burning me a copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon onto a CD and giving it to me for free, with the caveat that one day a week he would sit behind me and backseat game HARD. like "build this here, okay now build this here, no not there, HERE, okay now make a path here," etc etc. i never minded it at the time, i genuinely had no idea how to play so i thought he was teaching me. years later i learned that him and his family were Orthodox Jewish and him backseat gaming me was his way of getting around the Sabbath ban on playing video games
writing advice:
no long sentences
no short sentences
no adverbs
no adjectives
no nouns
no letters
nothing
just like draw a picture



