Journal created:
on 12 July 2004 (#3783375)
Updated:
on 24 July 2005
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Welcome to the World of Spam! Post your drabbles, 15 minute fics, one-shots, humor fics, short fics, and best of all...spam fics here!
FAQ
Q: What fandom can I write for?
A: Any and all. Bring it on, bitches.
Q: What's a spamfic?
A: This is usually defined as a short, one-shot humor fic. Webster's dictionary is being difficult at this time, but that's what we're stickin' to.
Q: What's a drabble?
A: Technically, this means a fic of exactly 100 words, no more, no less. However, it's become interchangable with a spamfic.
Q: What's a 15 minute fic?
A: Shut up and stop being stupid at me.
Q: How can I join WORLD OF SPAM?
A: Simple. Just click on the link that allows you to join the community. Or, you can click here.
Q: What do I need to do once I join WORLD OF SPAM?
A: Nothing specific, really. You can read, you can post your writings, or you can just join us so you can tell people you're cool. But you should definitely do the meme and introduce yourself. :)
Q: Can I post fics that have already been posted?
A: Definitely! Just don't post spamfics that are not yours. If they're not yours, feel free to post a link to the original as a recommendation. We love good spamfics!
Q: What if I never post anything?
A: Then we won't love you, because you suck.
Q: Will my spamfic ever make it to WORLD OF HAM?
A: Reply Hazy, Try Again
Q: What sort of spam is WORLD OF SPAM made of?
A: Low-sodium. On sushi rice.
Q: Why is the phrase 'WORLD OF SPAM' capitalized?
A: Because we want to be like those WORLD OF HAM motherfuckers. Hate them so much.
Q: So really, who are these WORLD OF HAM people?
A: They're motherfuckers. That's all you really need to know.
Q: Will you ever go to war with them?
A: Only if they try to take away our delicious, delicious spam.
Q: Who writes the content for WORLD OF SPAM?
A: Ninjas. Alchemist Ninjas. Gay Alchemist Ninjas. With kunai. And quite possibly a secret cabal of cowboy ninjas and catboy ninjas.
Story submission guidelines are:
Subject Line: Story Title, Author
Title:
Genre:
Characters:
Comments:
Status:
Please note that R/NC-17 fics are welcome. However, make it clear in the comments area if it contains graphic material. You are responsible for your own actions and posts.
And remember, rule number one is that there is to be no spamming. There is only spamfic.
Q: What fandom can I write for?
A: Any and all. Bring it on, bitches.
Q: What's a spamfic?
A: This is usually defined as a short, one-shot humor fic. Webster's dictionary is being difficult at this time, but that's what we're stickin' to.
Q: What's a drabble?
A: Technically, this means a fic of exactly 100 words, no more, no less. However, it's become interchangable with a spamfic.
Q: What's a 15 minute fic?
A: Shut up and stop being stupid at me.
Q: How can I join WORLD OF SPAM?
A: Simple. Just click on the link that allows you to join the community. Or, you can click here.
Q: What do I need to do once I join WORLD OF SPAM?
A: Nothing specific, really. You can read, you can post your writings, or you can just join us so you can tell people you're cool. But you should definitely do the meme and introduce yourself. :)
Q: Can I post fics that have already been posted?
A: Definitely! Just don't post spamfics that are not yours. If they're not yours, feel free to post a link to the original as a recommendation. We love good spamfics!
Q: What if I never post anything?
A: Then we won't love you, because you suck.
Q: Will my spamfic ever make it to WORLD OF HAM?
A: Reply Hazy, Try Again
Q: What sort of spam is WORLD OF SPAM made of?
A: Low-sodium. On sushi rice.
Q: Why is the phrase 'WORLD OF SPAM' capitalized?
A: Because we want to be like those WORLD OF HAM motherfuckers. Hate them so much.
Q: So really, who are these WORLD OF HAM people?
A: They're motherfuckers. That's all you really need to know.
Q: Will you ever go to war with them?
A: Only if they try to take away our delicious, delicious spam.
Q: Who writes the content for WORLD OF SPAM?
A: Ninjas. Alchemist Ninjas. Gay Alchemist Ninjas. With kunai. And quite possibly a secret cabal of cowboy ninjas and catboy ninjas.
Story submission guidelines are:
Subject Line: Story Title, Author
Title:
Genre:
Characters:
Comments:
Status:
Please note that R/NC-17 fics are welcome. However, make it clear in the comments area if it contains graphic material. You are responsible for your own actions and posts.
And remember, rule number one is that there is to be no spamming. There is only spamfic.
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