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Born of star and storm, made of meat and scorn

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

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bittymoonbear-deactivated201807

Do not like

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dawn-machine-official

If we reblog enough we could save it

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how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

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cybernetic-divinity-deactivated

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

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*through gritted teeth* no one has ever loathed themself into getting better, you have to love yourself a little to change

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

zendaya wearing real 3000-year old ancient iranian earrings with no known track of provenance to the odyssey premiere. nasty work. even worse than the kim kardashian marilyn dress to me. they could have promoted modern greek jewelry designers but chose to do this instead. very tacky at best. especially in this geopolitical climate

The Zivia treasure was discovered in 1947 in the village of Zivia, near Saqqez in Iran's Kurdistan region. Villagers reportedly uncovered a large bronze coffin filled with gold artefacts. As no archaeologists were present, many of the objects were broken apart and sold individually.

Uh yea they were stolen

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ihatenearlyeverything

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

reporting a trans woman for "NSFW" (completely normal selfie in a tshirt) - 1 button press

reporting a nazi: navigate through several menus, have receipts on hand, write us not one but two short form essays and solve my riddles three or an error message is awaiting for thee

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maybe the reason people are always “drug seeking” for stimulants is because even with an established prescription and years long standard of care, prescribers dont ever FUCKING REFILL PRESCRIPTIONS ON TIME so we have to hound them over and over again to do the bare minimum (send a refill to the pharmacy every 30 days) have you fucking thought about that. literally fuck you

if you would just put my shit on auto refill i wouldnt have to fucking pester you to do your fucking job every month

I had a doctor did who this to me twice a month with my asthma meds, which aside from a refill, also needed a prior authorization from her every time. It got to the point where I couldn't keep it under control bc the maintenance was so irregular.

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Daily affirmations:

Your leafy diet is SCRUMPTIOUS and NOURISHING

You're not going too slow- the world is going too fast.

Your algae layer is THICK and a GORGEOUS green color.

Your hooked digits proved you with SAFETY and DEFENSE against aerial and climbing predators

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

Casual reminder tha golf courses account for 14% of the daily usage of water for the entire USA. Golf courses are deeply unethical and should been seen as such.

Golf courses often get their water bill subsidized by the municipality, so that they can afford to exist.

THIS IS TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO A THING I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT AND I'M GOING TO RANT NOW!!!!!

Here's what the Korean city of 대구 (Taegu) looks like:

See how all of the buildings are practically stacked on top of each other? That's what most of inhabited Korea looks like. Korea is a small peninsula with a booming population, so they don't have much room. The Korean people have invented really amazing ways to get around this, such as parks on raised platforms hundreds of feet in the air, incredible skyscrapers, etc. etc. You'd think that the American military bases that claim to be there to provide support to Korea would adapt to Korean urbanization methods. They've definitely gotten better at this over the past ten years, but contrasting the American owned portion of 대구 with the rest of the city really emphasizes the stupidity of American construction. Even in our own country, with all of its many many stolen miles, we're expanding too rapidly. We are building outwards instead of upwards, which is wreaking havoc on the environment.

Here's what the American military base looks like:

Does that lifeless, flat grass look familiar? Yes! Congratulations. You've found a golf course! This one is special. It's surrounded by barbed wire and 24/7 security officers. The golf course winds its way through the rest of the military base, but as you can see, a big portion of the lawn is free of any worthwhile infrastructure. Except for incredibly special circumstances, most Koreans are not allowed on that green green grass. It's reserved for Americans. The base professes that citizens can come play golf, but I've never seen anyone who wasn't a white dad schmucking their way across the lawn. My own American grandmother wasn't allowed to enter the base when she came to visit us because her paperwork, filed months in advance, was rejected. It's even harder for non US citizens to get on base. Nobody is going through all of that security for a round of golf. Note how this is SO MUCH SPACE that could be used by Koreans. Citizens are incredibly pissed about it. The US only needs half of that space, but we're obsessed with our ugly ass manicured fucking lawns for some reason. Not to mention that the course looks absolutely fucking hideous in the winter (pov dead yellow grass covered in slush outside of your back window). And this is one of THREE military bases in 대구 (one city!!!!). Since I first lived there ten years ago, the Koreans have finally been able to kick the Americans out of two of the bases. Those are slowly being reconverted for public use. Outside of these THREE BASES IN ONE CITY, Korea also contains Camp Humphreys, the biggest overseas American base.

This image is a little harder to decipher, because 평택 is a rural area, but compare the tighter, more economic Korean build in the bottom right corner to the massive, spread out, blocky buildings on the base that takes up the entire left side. Did you notice the excessive amounts of lawn? Are you thinking to yourself, gee, how did this much lawn get here?

I can't even begin to get into the nitty gritty of it, but suffice it to say that two agricultural villages were utterly demolished to build Camp Humphreys.

Anti-base activists have been fighting since bases began forming in Korea. The lawn pictured directly above was acquired after a highly protested military base expansion. Anti-base activists squatted in homes that had been vacated and were set to be demolished. Most of these homes had belonged to Korean farmers (mostly dealing in rice). Korea was momentarily hesitant to enforce the base expansion.

America said, "Hey, Korea, if you don't give us more lawn space, we're going to have to break up. You don't want to break up, do you? We're protecting you from North Korea. Right? Right."

Korea said, "Hey protestors, we're going to remove you forcefully, because if America, a massive global power, doesn't get its way, we're all fucked." So, a massive police force violently removed all of the activists. Here's some footage of the raid: [그때 그 뉴스] 평택 대추분교 행정대집행 - YouTube

You might think, "Gee, this sounds dystopian. Surely 12,000 armed police weren't sent to fight for the cause of American expansion only twenty years ago, in the year of our lord two-thousand and six!" You would be wrong! And you forgot about the thousands of Korean soldiers who were put to the task of surrounding the acquired territory with barbed wire trenches! As always, American imperialism won the day, and the local villages were crushed under the power of our ever resilient ideal Lawn.

These anti-base activists weren't just fighting for their land, they were also fighting for Korean self-sustainment. Through the destruction of farming villages like 대추리 and manipulation of Korean politics, the US has successfully destroyed Korea's native agriculture. Korea now relies on US imports for about half of their food.

Congratulations! You've just had a tangentially related crash course in American imperialization disguised as allyship!

The prevalence of the coyote as a trickster in American myth, the jackal as a trickster in African myth, and the fox as a trickster in Eurasian myth proves that the Funny Dogy is a staple across cultures

^ Funny Doggies of Myth and Legend Compilation