emily

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dhaaruni
papinianista

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

timefortigers

sheds a single tear

catchaspark

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

puddeneen

#i hope we all celebrated this international feast day accordingly

late but this is a holiday I always observe
jeaniefranklins
valtsv

i love it when writers play sympathy chicken with me by making characters who suck for understandable reasons but are, like, so uncharismatic and regressive and genuinely difficult to root for about it. i love it when being a victim doesn't make someone a better person or motivate any kind of self reflection or improvement. i love it when people who were hurt respond in mundane, unromantically terrible ways that only make them more pathetic and repellent to others. i'm not even being ironic these are some of my favourite kinds of characters. can't say i'm as fond of what happens when they're introduced to a fandom though.

can't say I am!!
pie-pellicane
sunshinemoonrx

Old Welsh lit: Dave punched Steve. This incurred a fine of twelve cattle and a nine-inch rod of silver and is known as one of the Three Mildly Annoying Blows of the Isle of Britain

Old Irish lit: Dave punched Steve so that the top of his skull came out of his chin, and gore flooded the house, and he drove his fists down the street performing his battle-feats so that the corpses were so numerous there was no room for them to fall down. It was like “the fox among the hens” and “the oncoming tide” and “that time Emily had eight drinks when we all know she should stop at six”

Old English lit: Dave, the hard man, the fierce man, the fist-man, gave Steve such a blow the like has not been seen since the feud between the Hylfings and the Wends. Thus it is rightly said that violence only begets more violence, unless of course it is particularly sicknasty. Amen.

this is so important to me till we have built jerusalem

it would be weird if you were reading a book and as the narrative and themes and characters developed you sighed and said “this book isn’t about what it used to be about. clearly its priorities have changed” and abandoned the book without getting to the end to see whether that was true.

anyway I really enjoy being a television watcher in the year of our lord 2026.

at this point shows are more like books than anything else but most of them are A book. each season is another section of the book not another book in a series I think that the time between seasons has made the audience treat them like installments rather than parts of a whole and I think that's making everyone so mad (I have been a tv guy for so long and I am fascinated by how tv fandom has changed - mostly for the worse lol)