sometimes I think about how the Yiling Patriarch is Hanguang-jun’s morality chain and I have to laugh-scream into a pillow for a couple minutes

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

Face Blind Lan Wangji who assumes Mo Xuanyu's face is pretty similar to Wei Wuxians original. He is Extremely Wrong

look, I just think JGY's ghost deserves to hang around for those 100 years to see what an absolute fucking state the jianghu has turned into. and to help Jin Ling with the Jin sect accounts.

...but it's not all drama :)

i love media that confidently spoils itself right from the start!!! i love when stories hold your hand, perhaps even look you in the eye, and gently say ‘this character is going to die. this relationship is doomed.’ but assure you that this is a tale worth hearing because it’s not about the what it’s about the how. yayyyy hehehe 💙

My second prompt for Wangxian Against Ice completed! This time the request was angel!lwj and fallen angel!wwx (with a bonus request for yllz!wwx)

Close ups posted below cuz tumblr eats details and yall WILL be appreciating the effort i put into on the damn wings

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haters gonna see you command a zombie army with your dark magic flute and complain that you don’t have a sword

Thinking about that bit in the extra chapters where Jin Guangyao posits that Jiang Cheng is holding onto the flute because if Wei Wuxian ever resurrects he is going to go straight for reclaiming his iconic weapon because 1) it's unbearably and grief inducingly sweet, and 2) literally not true.

Wei Wuxian returned to this mortal plane, picked up the first stick he saw, punched a hole in it, shrugged and said "Good enough". He then proceeded to spend the whole series paying the most off-key dogshit flute music imaginable on the cultivator world equivalent of a Party City kazoo.

actually the reason why i need a yunmeng bros reconciliation is bc i want some rando who grew up around the rumors to walk in on reputable but objectively scary Sect Leader Jiang letting the infamous Yiling Laozu hit him repeatedly with his own hand while saying “why are you hitting yourself, why are you hitting yourself”

still cannot get over the audacity it takes to adapt a book series about gay people and necromancy fully knowing youre gonna have to censor both the gay people and the necromancy. thats a wild call

“After all, even Lan Xichen had once joked that the land in a two-meter radius around Lan Wangji was a frozen tundra where not even a blade of grass grew”

You know we all agree that Jin Guangshan has no rights but when he said “teenagers are so dramatic” I felt that. He’s literally the only adult left of his generation except for his wife, who rightfully hates him, and Lan Qiren, who is no help at all with that situation where his one nephew is always making eyes at both Sect Leader Nie and his unfavourite bastard and his other nephew is getting his hormones all over Jiang Cheng’s emotional support necromancer. In taking out Wei Wuxian he not only rid himself of one annoying teenager, but disposed of his worst nephew and bought himself a minimum of three years reprieve from Lan Wangji. He didn’t want Yanli and Zixuan to die- they were good kids! But their deaths in conjunction with Wei Wuxian’s did also reduce Jiang Cheng to a shattered husk of his former self, easily jerked around by access to Jin Ling, which was presumably much less annoying than Jiang Cheng being deep in his brother feels while totally failing to control his brother. Having Mingjue killed resolved his son’s throuple drama once and for all, and if you’ve never considered murder in response to throuple drama you haven’t been in close proximity to dramatic throuples. I’m not saying that Jin Guangshan is valid but I am saying that trying to rule the world when all of your would-be vassal states are being run by teenagers and twenty somethings constantly having big dramatic feelings about each other in various directions is a circle of hell he totally deserved.

you know its a mdzs fic when it says "Don't worry about the Major Character Death Tag, that's just Wei Ying."