Doll Thoughts!!!

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

this post is like five posts per post

"Blorbo from my shows" this, "blorbo from my videogames" that. What about "blorbo from my DnD game" that only three other people know. Do you ever think about that-

I think about that all the fucking time

bathe in hot dragon’s blood, and the birds will speak to thee

carry a soft dragon’s eye, and treasure will steal upon thee

drink up a dead dragon’s milk, and thy nights shall haunt thee

but slice apart a dragon’s chest? part apart its ribs like supple branches, and then slip, and go inside?

who knows what then thou shalt become

wh

what happens if

When you have a wife that can be as hot as a griller X'D

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Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

I hope everyone can appreciate something: this episode of DBZ had not aired on Toonami when they did this. Johnny Bravo spoiled the end of the season for everyone who watched it. What a legend

Woke up inside a mysterious labratory in a testing chamber with the lights flickering and a conveniently broken door repeatedly opening and closing in what i assume must have been some kind of survival horror labratory setting type thing but because i'm good and well behaved i got back into my little fox bed and sat there and what do you know after a few days a scientist came back and sure enough: They did tests on me

The first time I took acid my friend and I were trying to make a ranked list of different divination methods and number one on the list was “you already know the information”

She is literally wearing the same outfit as Donkey Kong

"80% of autistic people are unemployed" statistic hanging over me like a knife

we need workplaces to accommodate us yes but we also need communism like right fucking NOW

if all else fails a 2 day work week should pay a comfortable living wage

i'm not sure most people who aren't autistic grasp how much of a disability autism is

Its so crazy how we *need* calories and everyone just chooses to pretend calories are evil so they can sell you shit, shame you, and generally be hateful. Humanity is number one in making shit up to be miserable over.

The way my classes this semester look in my calendar is endlessly funny to me. Fuck man I'm sorry, I can't hang out on September 22nd, I'm so busy.

zor version of this awesome meme i keep seeing

bani no hee

big cardie lol