Who Would YOU Rather?

If you were a cannibal, who would you rather eat?

1. Dan Rather and Asparagus

2. Caramelized Dick Cheney and Condolezza Rice chopped salad

3. Sauteed Randy Quiad

Who would you rather give you a full-body massage?

1. A very attractive but quite unskilled masseuse/masseur
2. A very UNattractive but quite skilled masseuse/masseur
3. Larry David ... and he'll finish you off

Okay, so you're locked down with your eyes forced open A Clockwork Orange-style. Who would you rather watch in a same-sex hardcore porno flick?

1. Dick Cheney and Karl Rove

2. Star Jones and Barbara Walters

3. Richard Simmons and David Gest

Who would you rather see a house fall on?
1. The entire Bush administration
2. Your junior high gym teacher
3. Glinda from The Wizard of Oz('cause you know that red-headed bitch is annoying!)

Double header.

Which concert would you rather see?
1. Poco
2. Styx
3. Justin Timberlake and Xtina

Who would you rather go with?
1. Andre 3000 from OutKast
2. Fred Durst
3. Shannen Doherty of "Charmed" and "90210" fame

I expect you all to get involved and come up with some of these yourselves, you know!

Who would you rather kiss at midnight? (Pretty obvious, I know, but :P)
1. Goliath the Biblical giant
2. Napoleon Dynamite
3. William Shatner

If you've not seen Napoleon Dynamite, what are you waiting for?

For you guys out there:
1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Britney Spears upon waking up hung over and reeking of cigarettes the morning after her first wedding
3. Christina Agulera

Happy New Year!

Hello, darlings. This is the community for the one and only game Who Would You Rather? I hope it gets going, that would make me quite happy. Icon is coming soon. I don't care if you fight or anything, just don't get any messes on the carpet and please, please no setting each other on fire with cigarette lighters. That's just rude. Really, just post and have fun. It's a good time. Sit back with your Dr. Pepper and a bit of scone -- let's get this party started, yo!

Who would you rather sit next to on a flight to Asia?
1. A guy who looks like Jesus but kind of smells
2. Mr. Peanut
3. Donnie from The Big Lebowski