Peter Parker wearing his first suit hoodie, which has puffy paint webs and spider symbol on it. He's at a cafe, eyebags that look like teabags taped to his face and drinking a straight up afront to god. A guy walks past, stops, and points.

Peter is barely awake.

"Yo, where'd you get the merch?"

Peters eyes are barely open when he looks at him. He won't remember what he looks like the next day either.

"huh?"

"The Spidey merch. Where'd you get it?"

Peter looked down at himself, somewhat baffled, and squints at him.

"I...made it?"

"Deadass? I've got thirty bucks, could you make me one?"

The materials plus Peters time outside of classes and Spider-Man...he should get a sandwich out of it at least.

"Thirty-five?" He negotiates weakly. The man doesn't even blink.

"You got it." And takes out cash then and there. Peter stares at it, exchanges info, and gets the hoodie done in a weak between surviving and saving everyone else.

The guy is some sort of influencer. He shows it off on his story. People are going crazy. He texts Peter with a screenshot.

"Can I give them your info?"

Over a hundred people already want his hoodie.

His hoodie.

$35 per person, and so many out the gate?

Superhero-ing might pay after all.

Peter accepts.

This is how Peter is able to pay for his own meals, not completely rely on JJJ for his income.

no, you cannot report the most disgusting and shockingly vile fanfic on ao3. ao3 will not do anything about the fic, because ao3 explicitly allows it to exist on their platform.

being completely and utterly against censorship is the main core principle of ao3.

ao3 was created specifically to host and give a platform to fics that were banned on other platforms.

therefore the most disgusting and shockingly vile fanfic you find is the exact reason why ao3 was created in the first place.

I genuinely feel like I'm cheating on batjokes by liking other stuff 😭

@never-rub-another-mans-rhubarb 's comment made me wanna doodle this gnnfnfnfnf

Omg i love this

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

ouch

double ouch

in order to truly get rid of misogyny in fandoms we need to treat girl characters the same way we treat guy characters. Say you’d hit her with your car. Say you want to see her crying and trying and failing to keep her emotions hidden. Say you want her to get worse. Say you want to chew on her like a squeaky toy. For feminism

When I die I give you guys permission to do whatever you want with my body as long as you don’t let the maggots get me

I love Tumblr

Also for context humans taste porky so do with that info what you will in regards to seasoning

salt

Grace, over the phone: "Carl and I made a baby!"

Stratt, sleep deprived, currently in the middle of illegally downloading all of ao3: 'I leave them alone for 2 minutes and they make fucking mpreg???'

Stratt, out loud: "What???"

honestly I’d rather be a disgusting freak fag than spend a second of my own precious time on this earth passing judgement on the fairly innocuous ways in which people engage in their hobbies

Let me be clear: NOTHING and I say NOTHING can stand between me and shipping two characters.

“They don’t know each other” Simple. AU/What if

“They have barely even met” It’s love at first sight DUH.

“They hate each other” They are trying/just really good at hiding their feelings + it gives the opportunity for enemies to lovers.

“They canonically love someone else” Fuck canon, they’re Star-crossed lover or afraid to admit their feelings because of whatever + opportunity for angst.

“The author doesn’t like the ship” THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD should’ve thought of it before giving me the opportunity to like it.

“They would be better with someone else” So what ? Let’s ship them together too while we’re at it or even better, let’s make it a love triangle or a poly relationship.

“They’re aren’t attracted to that gender” Was it confirmed?? Or did you assume it was the case because we don’t know their sexuality :) ?

“They’re just friends” Not under my watch.

And the list goes on.

sobbing i didn’t even know this was a quote in the generator

the best ship dynamic is A, who is horribly insecure and shy, and B, who is also horribly insecure but also wildly (over)confident until you get to know them at which point they start crying