Cheer up bitch

love island is a coworker show. no one watches it but every working person has a coworker that does

being unemployed means you don’t have to put up with a coworker that watches love island. remember this

brand new original experience🎉

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

The way my classes this semester look in my calendar is endlessly funny to me. Fuck man I'm sorry, I can't hang out on September 22nd, I'm so busy.

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

the relationship between a girl and the local public library is intimate and divine

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

How it feels to walk to the bathroom while drunk at a restaurant

My dark quest for a bite to eat