Mr.Journal

 

 

 

You are supporting ME!

 

Kristian Morphis, I’m a kid in a little city trying to get to the big city. Since being accepted into the San Francisco State family, I’ve been brain storming business ideas with a good chance of success. At first, I could only think of non-profits. The best was RadioWiki, a place that anyone can be a station programmer or simply donate music. I couldn’t get the angels right and it fell out. After that I had a genius idea of forming a corporation that formed non-profits and then paid me to be its chief. I saw a corporate lawyer, he told me everything I couldn’t do and directed me to the State Department. I learned everything I needed about corporations and decided against forming one. I resolved that it was time for me to enter the world of bottom lines. In the industrial age, we waste a lot. Retail stores leave an item on the shelf for a week and then send it to the discounters, the returns that are not perfect and are shipped off too. I have become the discounter. Buying clothes the corporate machine didn’t want and saving my way to college.

 

 

 

Here I am, saving money to live in the big city.

 

I’ll be living in Sacramento for the remainder of the heat wave trying to save some money for the school year.

 

I’m a recent graduate in business from Sacramento City College and on my way to San Francisco State this Fall.

 

All clothes are leftovers from the retail game. Some of them sat on the rack for a week some a month, some were returns. All the clothes have at least one original manufactures tag, most have more.

 

Shipping costs are the actual cost of shipping. This includes the packaging and carrier expenses.

 

Lucky for you I’m a fair man but a Satisfaction Guaranteed policy does cost money. The dollar you paid for insurance has ensured your enrollment in the Satisfaction Guaranteed plan. If you have a concern I’m an e-mail away.

 

All purchases include enrollment in the Satisfaction Guaranteed insurance program. If you have a concern, I’m an e-mail away.

 

The modern retail customer leaves the occasional blotch on the clothing. I normally catch them but if you find one and it doesn’t come out in the wash I’ll refund or replace it.

 

If you would like to invest in my education, I want to talk to you! Mostly I would like to talk to entrepreneurs and other interesting peoples, especially a Generous textbook industry guru!

 

Where is your money going?

Ebay / PayPal fees        16%

Taxes                             8%

Cost of Materials          67%

College Savings              9%

 

I will promptly replace or refund any item for any good reason.

Today’s been an amazing day which surprises me because I was so distraught this morning. I try to have a conversation with a new person on my lunch breaks and they always end up being good, my favorite so far is Gene, the homeless painter. He had a lot to say about the world, it’s nice to listen when people are willing to talk openly. Today I think my subconscious picked the person, he was a cool guy that had an amazing amount of similarities with me, at first I noticed that he was studying for a chemistry class I took last semester. He said he recognized me from somewhere... As we continued to talk a lot of our experiences were similar. As it turned out, we’ve taken a lot of the same classes, went to the same junior and high school and lived close to each other all those years ago.

I was living high after my conversation with Alex, its nice to find people from the past…

I was walking to class and there SHE was… Jen… I opened my mouth to say something but nothing came out, she kind of rolled her eyes… and that was the end.
Failed relationships are the hardest thing not to regret.

I'm thinking about trying the new food pyramid.

They seem to think that they can calculate my caloric need simply by knowing my age and activity level. 2,200 seems a bit high for little me. I think I’ll stick to 1,600. The 1,600-calorie plan includes 4lb’s of food a day. Yummy.

I’m going to try to sprout some almonds. They’re suppose to be yummy.

I see a rough start coming.

I just ate a chicken sandwich that I left out all day. Why? Because I'm a cheap ass.

I’m about to puke.

Have a good one.

(o;

I finally like a girl but not a lot. Using past relationships as a model I made a little point system to see if she was worth the bother of pursuing. It has two categories, physical and personality with two rated characteristics in each. The girls in the past that made me happy scored a six or greater, the ones that were lame scored a five or below. A six or more means I will pursue and a five or less means its up to you. This system doesn’t work for random girls because of the prequalification of me liking them.

Physical
Thin 0-2
Attractive 0-2

Personality
Compassionate 0-2
Exciting 0-2

0=fat
0=ugly
0=bitchy
0=boring

The girl I like scored a five.

I was on the tram today talking to a girl and a homeless black guy came over and told her she was hot, she got embarrassed and ran away. He then asked me for thirty-two cents.

What ever happened to the good old insane asylums?

lets love every one

No one close to me will ever die.