need to makeout - when Bamfs attack

...uhm...

I just found this comm and was going through the user info. There's a link that goes This is the post that started it all but the link doesn't go anywhere.

Just thought one of the mods might like to know...
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::yawns::

Star; ::wanders into the hall::
...sorry...

Marcus; *cough*
Nice to finally see you again. Can't say I've missed the molestation and sparkly hair clips though.

Lady Vee ::glares at him::
You know she's been really busy. And haven't I been taking good enough care of you?

Marcus; But you're only interested in one thing!

Lady Vee Maybe, but that was made clear from the start...and I promised to behave myself.

Marcus; .....for the most part.....

Star; ::separates them::
It's ok! I'm taking Lady Vee back to her own journal now-

Lady Vee ::stalks off::

Star; -and I know it's not Tuesday....

Marcus; Really?? I'll get the bubble bath!
Uh, because, y'know, personal hygiene and all that...
::runs off::
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*Pops head around a corner, dragging an elf along*

Anique: *Waves unsure* *Looks around* Whew.. It's really quiet here... Er... Hi! I'm Anique, and this is my elf, Bran... He's pretty shy around strangers *Asks self: what strangers? There's nobody here!*, so I'll just introduce him... This is Bran. *Points at the elf* He just wandered into my imagination, and formed from that to what he is today, the very much cutesy, comfortable blonde elf he is! *Grins evil*

Bran: Er.. Yeah... Sure... *Waves shyly (sp?)*

Anique: Anyway, it seems we missed bath-day, and will miss the next... Er... *Counts* Four! Too bad, Bran smells bad! Stinky elf! *Grins* *Dumps Bran in water anyway* Whahah!

Bran: *Irritated look* Thanks... *Mumbles* for nothing...

Anique: I heard that! But anyway, after this we'll be off again for a while! Buh-bye!
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me

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*A girl with short brown hair and blue eyes and her elf enter the community*

Mikki: *puts down her backpack* Whew... *looks around* Odd, I thought this place would be more active...
Fergus: *puts his head on her shoulder* Hm, yeah. You're right... *looks around as well* Ooooo *his purple eyes have noticed a sign* Lookee there! *points excitedly*
Mikki: *dumb look* I dun see anything...
Fergus: *grabs her head and points it toward a semi-covered up sign* There!
Mikki: Oh! *walks over to it and tries to brush away the dust and leaves covering it*
Fergus: *helps out*
Mikki and Fergus: *read community info and guidelines*
Fergus: *with playful smile* Mikki, what day is it?
Mikki: Er, May 30th?
Fergus: *sighs* No, what day is it...
Mikki: *slowly* Tuesday?
Fergus: *starts taking of clothes while walking toward a large bathtub looking thing*
Mikki: *grabs his black braid* And what, pray tell, are you doing?
Fergus: *with glee* I'm taking a bath!
Mikki: *lets go of Fergus* Oh-kay...
Fergus: Whee! *runs and jumps into the tub* I wonder if anyone else is here...
princess

Scrubbing day

*peeks in*

Goodness, look at all this dust and cobwebs! Milo!

*A young, tall, milk skinned male with long black hair enters, wearing a weathered apron, hat, and holding a duster*

Get to work, kiddo!

*puts hands on hips*

We need to clean this place up. It looks like it hasn't been occupied for MONTHS!
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john deere country girl

STTTTTTTTTTTTREAKING!!!!!!!!!

*Jarak streaks through the room*

Jarak: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
*streaks, then jumps on random elves*
WAAAAAAAAAAAKE UP, AMADEUS! *pounce*
Felix: I'm not Amadeus!!!!!! *shields eyes*
Jarak: *sits up* Oh. Okay. *hops up and runs off* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEE UPPPPPPPPP! *lunges at curled-up ball of sleeping elf*
Amadeus: Oof! *wakes up with arms full of nekkid squirmy elf* Erm...hello.
Jarak: Good morning. *grins*
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Kris looking down on ya

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Brizy: *enters meekly and looks around the room before throwing herself to the floor in a heap of emotional despair* Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Amadeus: *pokes head up from inside tub* Hello?
Brizy: Oh! My Ammy! I've left you here for sooooo loooong!!!
Amadeus: Mommmmyyyy! *jumps into Brizy's arms*
Brizy: I'm not your mommy but it's wonderful to see you again. You must be so stinky from me being gone so long.
Amadeus: Actually I've been-
Brizy: So stinky!
Amadeus: We do-
Brizy: Stinky!
Amadeus: Err, right.
Brizy: *looks around* Where is your brother?
Amadeus: I... think he's hiding?
Brizy: Why would he be hiding?
Amadeus: Well, he hasn't been thrown into a tub full of other naked -male- elves in a long time and I think he's gotten rather used to the idea.
Brizy: Oh nose! This will never do!
Amadeus: Well, what are you going to do about it?
Brizy: Well, first step is to get him into the tub. Now whether other elves show up or not is going to depend on their owners.
Amadeus: But he's hiding...
Brizy: Shhhh! I need to concetrate. *moves around the room quietly.... and POUNCES*
Felix: Ack!
Brizy: Wooo!
Felix: How did you find me?
Brizy: An owner knows! Now into the tub!
Felix: Nooo...
Amadeus: Yay!
Brizy: Le Toss. *teh splash* Now to see if any other elves come!
piano

Arts, and ELFY LOVE.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviatio…
Sexy elf Dara from the RP I run.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviatio…
Multiple sexy elves in human guise from the RP I run. I SIT ON THEM ALL. Lol, no. Just my Rian, whom my best friend hasn't uploaded pictures of yet, sadly. ;___;

Along those lines, I also say, commission her art! (All these are drawn by her). She sends the following quote: "I'm taking commissions starting. YES. I WILL DRAW ANYTHING. Hentai, Yaoi, Yuri, as explicit as you would like or... as normal as you would like. I will do any pairing or any character from any anime (just show me reference pictures), my own characters or your own original characters, it doesn't really matter to me ^__^ All my contact info for commissions can be found on my Deviant Art site!"

ANNNND. Here is my RP, in which you can find the profile for my elf Rian who I sit on. (As much as he protests, because he's an arrogant crab face). http://www.greatestjournal.com/use…

Dunnn dunnnnn <3

Rian: So YOU'RE the reason that Dara and Fachtna keep urging for less pacifism... I see. Please get off me. -__-;;
Duckie: NOOOO <3333333 You can't get me OOC. WHEE!
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