Wild shit you can do with potatoes ep 1
Anonymous asked:
You seem like a person who'd find it neat that the Appalachian Mountains are older than the rings of Saturn, trees, and sharks bc the long years of the universe are wild
batmanisagatewaydrug answered:
I’m actually a young Appalachia truther I think they built those mountains in the 70s to drive up tourism
ok then why didnt you
In honor of this post getting way too many notes i made this
Shes dedicated to all the people who missed the point
some people really aren't getting it so i need to clear something up, let me hold your hand through this
^^^THE SAME COMIC. THESE ARE ALL THE SAME.
literally though if you feel like your life is slipping through your fingers and every day goes too fast… try doing hard things, not just taking the easy route, like reading and making art and exercising and cooking a meal from scratch and journaling, doing these things without distraction, without being absorbed on a screen… the time will stretch and you’ll be reminded that life is long and beautiful if you make it so.
Reblogging this with these tags because oh my goodness
To the person I reblogged this from THANK YOU i am now going to stick this on my pinboard where I’m gonna see it every single day
“Life is long and beautiful if you make it so”
Of, off, after, ebb, von, aber
It won’t be too big of a surprise that the words of and off come from the same Old English word: of.
However, if we go further back in time, it turns out they’re part of a huge word family that includes after, ebb, German von (‘of’), aber (‘but’), and Ancient Greek apó (‘away from’). All of these words can be traced back to the same Proto-Indo-European ancestor.
Click my new infographic to explore this family.
alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks
that's insane. we need to change this
This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god
I aspire to be as passionate about something as this guy and the orcas are passionate about hating the sunfish
In the sunfish’s defense!!!!!
there are a lot of reasons why someone might become transgender but the most common one is to acquire more powerful sword techniques
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
horse that reads Marcus Aurelius
I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad