-Otakon Report-
Otakon '06 went well, even if we DID have money stolen and and managed to miss the FMA movie dub premier BOTH TIMES IT PLAYED!
Who is 'we'? 'We' was Heather, her mom, a girl named Sarah, and myself. Heather and I cosplayed and Haruko and Envy respectively, and Sarah went as a random cat girl.
Day 1- Thursday
We arrive in Baltimore for those of up who reserved tickets to pick them up. We unpack our stuff in the hotel and sleep.
Day 2- Friday
We get up early and head down to the con to unload our Artist Ally table stuffs, and to sit in line with Sarah. Heather and I are in costume, both of us armed with inflatable stuffs (I had a green happy-bat, and Heather had a blue-with-flames guitar). We are photographed a few timesbefore we head inside. We spend most of the day in the Artist Ally, where my plushes litterally sell out within the first hour.
We then wander around, eat dinner, and watch the LARP. The best fight was between two Kingdom Hearts characters (No clue who, I don't actually play the games) One kicked the other in the crotch, but was shoved out of the way by an AWESOME JACK SPARROW who stole the victory before walking around with his jar of dirt. He has to be the best Sparrow cosplayer ever, because he even did the hand motions and stuff.
At some point we went to wait in line for the dealer room, where we run into a Greed ad a Lust. I am given food and we all sort of wander around together. Then we go to the rave.
Nuf said.
Day 3- Saterday
We wake up to discover that Heather's money was stolen. We don't care about the cash, but we're pissed that some ASSWHIPE went through our stuff. We report the thievery, with the help of fellow Artists, and go back to wandering. We head to a Walmart to pick up fabric, still in full costume, and buy some red gushers to hand out to homunculi as Red Stones.
We return to our Artist Ally table, where we are greeted by another Envy. We offer her gushers and she squees and runs off, only to return with a Wrath in tow. They reenact the scene from the anime where Wrath in fed stones by Envy and leave.
About an hour passes before we are met by two MORE homunculi. This time, its another Greed and possibly the most disturbing Sloth cosplayer ever. It wasn't so much that they were fat, but also that they were a MAN o_O. These too are offered gushers, but unlike the others they DON'T LEAVE. Instead, they start rambing about Naruto and DBZ. This goes on for 10 minutes before enough is enough and I literally beat them off with the Happy-Bat. This amuses them, so they hand Heather cameras to photograph the entire thing. A small crowd form to laugh and the stupidity, and the duo runs away.
At this point, Heather and I are now hyper, so we leave the table to wander about. He walk up the steps from the Art room and who do you think we find? Its the Greed again, minus the man!Sloth. He and I exchange in-character insults before I attack him again at the request of onlookers. Heather and I run away, only to discover that HE'S FOLLOWING US. We head into the dealer room and manage to lose him while still keeping him in eyesight. Thus begins the most pointless example of stalking in the history of the world. After a while, we decide to ambush him, only to have him ambush US. We again exchange insults, before I start attacking him. He slinks away, but only after yelling back at me "NINJAS ARE BETTER!"
We are now bored, so we head back to the Artist ally. After about two hours, we again have a run in with the Greed. We again lose him, and we decide to head to the FMA movie.
Only to discover that we've missed it.
We head back, pissed, only to get distracted by a CULT. They've found an empty water jug and are using it as a drum. We join them. I'll tell this story later.
We get back in time to pack up and leave for the night.
Day 4- To be continued