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has anyone noticed that the Weirdville Community Power Plant had burned down ?

we've all been gettin' our power off of 2 9 volt batteries !

source ?

the empty battery packaging found behind City Hall !

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don't dye your hair green. it has a funny way of curling your toes. and as you all know when your toes curl each toenail must sign up for the maxitary. And we all know the maxipads have gotten out of control therefore putting our toenails in danger by signing them up for the maxitary would be injustified. Just let them lay with the grape doughnuts for .83737 a month and then they will twirl their cardigans enough to play in the 1/2 world series.
Just a warning.