Anonymous asked:
greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou answered:
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
been thinking about this for the past half hour.
the comment section is a joke but i got nothing
jermont???
Jyoming is pissing and crying
noooo not mboy jarkansas
wtf not johio⁉️☹️
Jebraska is dying
Jalifornia 😭😭😭😭
she can't be talking about my brother joklahoma
Okay i do have the actual answer she gives but i promise it will only make you more angry, she pronounces Oregan very wrong to rhyme with Jordan
And here I was delightedly thinking of things like Jirginia
my genuine opinion on the "is fanfiction real literature" debate entire hinges on which side is being more annoying at the moment.
on one hand i have encountered people who think fanfiction writers are single handedly saving art , and think criticizing fanfiction is anti-queer or whatever" and those people are extremely annoying, on the other hand i have also encountered people who think fanfiction is degenerate slop with 0 artistic value that's rotting your brain" and those people are extremely annoying too, so i guess the only person i can trust is myself who has never made a pretentious post on the internet in my entire human life.
I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.
"north korea/cuba/china is a dictatorship" the liberal democracy of the united states is soaked in the blood of millions. your "liberal democracy" is not inherently fair or just. your "liberal democracy" exists to serve the interests of the bourgeoisie & the ruling classes. the main export of your "liberal democracy" is murder. by virtue of the imperial core labelling it a dictatorship, china becomes the evil boogeyman of the west. more than 800 million people have been lifted out of poverty in the past 40 years. it does not invade in the name of imperialism. its foreign policy is peaceful and non-aggressive. it provides humanitarian aid to countries impacted by us imperialism. but because the us calls it a dictatorship, it's unjust. because the us calls it a dictatorship, it must be.
Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer
he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs
one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel
One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.
im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain
We’ve made it 5 years folks
was doing a first aid course and it kept talking about how when applying first aid to a child you have to ask the PARENT for consent and how the child's consent is not enough unless you cannot reach the parent. and then immediately after there was a unit on shaken baby syndrome, and then mentioned abuse as a common source of children getting injured. and they didn't see the irony there. i later asked the instructor what to do about parental consent if the medical emergency was from the parent abusing the child and she was like "you still need to obtain parental consent. you can report the abuse though" not even acknowledging how fucked the whole system is. i hate it here. youth rights now
you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.
