bad life choices (Posts tagged vines)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
queenklu
winterinthetardis

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

sparkle-fart-69

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

road-twitch

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

tha--snazzle

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

sinfullyselected

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

marley-gang

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

vines
unpretty
dirtyrotteninfidel

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

christianmetalhead2112

This actually probably is the best one hahahaha

a lot of my faves

ifyongemetrodonttrustyou

VINE WAS A TREASURE FUCK TWITTER FOR KILLING IT OFF.

elodieunderglass

This is art. We need to send it to the stars

randomfandomteacher

TikTok could never make me laugh like vine does

nitramaraho

It’s a bummer that one of the most popular versions of this post is where a dude removed the original caption - thus removing the link for part two

vines
vastpossibilities
mezzodical

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

theorynoodle

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

lovelylovelyartist

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

z-nogyrop

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

spiritednug

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

bemusedlybespectacled

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

redwoodriver

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

chantosakura

Fighter: It’s summer, I got my helm on backwards and it’s time to fuckin’ party.

DM: Roll for Dodge.

Fighter: *rolls a 1*

Fighter: *slams head into ye olde portcullis*

dungeons and dragons vines