*crumbles up paper and throws it into the trash* man i dont know
that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy
nobody appreciates my straightforward communication style
you know i usually don’t like it when people bring up characters on my posts but i could get behind this one
three months post op BY the way!!!!
haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”
unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles
THINK LIKE AN OBELISK
ACT LIKE A TOTEM
WORK LIKE A CAIRN
FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH
ALTI'm so incredibly charmed by this image. Look into the Face of the little brown bat and maybe you'll calm down.
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
- my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
- a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
- daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
- always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
- you do not talk about my daughter
Werner herzog
when I first saw this quote I was like 'that's either david lynch or hideo kojima' and then read the source and realised it's the third and last of their species
here's some other great bits from the interview
sigh listen you have to develop kind of a love for older white dude patter when you do a front desk job and I will say much of the time i have that dog in me and I can really do a decent back n forth. But sometimes despite my best efforts I am just left in the dust. Im like now Dave you have to know i want to play in the space and converse about personal injury lawyers and ovaltine jingles but I cant fully recreate an Abbott and Costello bit with you from memory and theres a line forming behind youuu
Indulgence thursday we up drinking from the forbidden chalice
Taking a walk along a quiet naturey trail, looking for a spot to stop and have my snacks, and as I aim for a wee clearing I've stopped at before I see a condom wrapper and I'm like well no shame in cruising glad you used protection I'll just make sure I check where I sit in case the rest of the condom is there, but then I get to my little sitting spot and right where I was going to perch is a set of industrial safety goggles so now im just like. Well what on earth were you doing that you needed That Much protection
This fucking kitten is like ah my mouth is so small and my fur is so thick and long and so muchh…..so what if I stepped in something icky cleaning my self is too hard and I wont! I wont! until I have to scrub her foot with baby wipes while she wails in protest
