How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

The knife? Baby it’s edgy and Dull

gently stroking my laptop's screen and whispering in a soft voice. you can handle 11 running tabs. you won't overheat until i tell you to, yeah? you're being such a good laptop for me. i'm going to open another tab, okay? you can take it, i believe in you.

i love how as a community we all root for phil during a dan vs phil. and also phil roots for phil. and also dan roots for phil.

can i be perverted and deranged about you or are you going to kill me

i love surgery i love how we figured out we can Get In There and Change Things

showing up to the knife fight with nothing but a sexual fascination with violence

*like im dying of thirst, crawling on the ground toward you* please….. i need…. pictures of my guy getting molested………….

writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form

Chemistry as rare as ball lighting am I right chat

wanting to unzip my ribcage and hand you my heart, maybe then you'd get how i feel.