Syd Knee

The American worship of The Dog as a sort of animal god, complete with a taboo against depictions of violence, even fictional, against them, is one of the most harrowing things about this nation’s culture.

that's the worst part. the little shavings of humanity on top of the shit sandwich. the conversation at Clouds, Jackie's ofrenda, the more introspective moments from Johnny. a handful of genuinely compelling sci-fi concepts. little pieces of writing that manage to almost be interesting and make me feel something. proof that human hands touched this product. that there are people who put something personal into it, and cared about it. and the grim knowledge that it was wasted. a pointless offering to an altar of capitalism. these people gave their ideas, their blood and sweat, the best years of their lives, to... this. the game that expects me to suck cop dick. what a fucking tragedy. what a cautionary fucking tale. never make a deal with the devil. it's never fucking worth it.

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

kind of a milf. reblog

happy birthday to the song of the decade

fifteen slutty slutty years

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

this is insanely racist and I haven't even seen much about this online yet

after Bad Bunny won they added a Latin song category and after Rosé got three nominations the grammys added a k-pop/c-pop/j-pop category they have always been afraid of well-performing artists of color challenging white artists in mainstream categories

being a trans woman with a vagina is so cool because i get 2 g spots and a clit. she can do it all

i think this deserves to be part of the post

[ID: Tumblr comment. "so! a neovagina has the g spot you'd expect, on the front wall of the vagina at a fairly shallow depth, you reach it by curling your fingers up. what you're feeling when you stimulate the g spot is the bundle of nerves and tissue at the root of the clitoris, which is why it's so sensitive. however, at a further depth in the vaginal canal, you eventually run up against the prostate, which is all still intact after surgery. so that's a whole other g spot, which makes deeper penetration feel great too! and then of course outside the vagina is the clitoris itself, which can be stimulated all sorts of ways, in tandem with the internal g spots. vaginas are so cool" End ID]

makes me so happy seeing this still getting notes from girls excited about their surgeries. it's wonderful sisters, more wonderful than you can imagine!!! i'm 3 months in now and i truly couldn't be happier with her, it's a medical marvel and it looks pretty and it functions perfectly and sex feels good and i'm so much more confident and comfortable and i'm wearing what i like and 90% of my dysphoria has disappeared and just!!! it's a wonderful thing! i love being trans!

install ghoul synonyms

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

2027 will be the year of low poly bunny girl hog

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

"Hey, what month is it?"

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

In the same vein:

Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip

If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"

Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

Children MUST have the right to transition. Even if the regret rate ended up at 49%, an extremely unrealistic number, it would do more good than harm.

"But HRT causes irreversible changes to the body" bitch so does puberty.

If you think otherwise, it shows that you value cis people's feelings more than trans people's lives.

I am truly sorry if you, personally, have regretted all or parts of your own transition. I know what dysphoria is like, believe me, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. But you do not get to take that out on trans kids.

im so excited for GTA6 i hope it is so bad that it wounds western AAA devs for a decade

i hope it somehow crashes the whole economy

happy pride

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance