Dylan- You fail.

Writer's Block: Have a drink on me

If you were going to make a signature drink that was named after you, what would you put in it?



There is one. It's made out of Gin, Squash and Absinthe.

I'm not proud.

(I'm a bit proud.)
Random- Kill you all

So.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF MISTER NEXT DOOR DOESN'T STOP DRILLING AGAINST MY BEDROOM WALL I AM GOING TO GO LIZZIE BORDEN ON THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

AAAARGGGGH SHUT UP, NO HOME NEEDS IMPROVED THIS MUCH, ITS BEEN A MONTH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? IF IT'S NOT A TIME MACHINE THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!



In other news back on the pills, had a good lunch today, and bought Jacq some cheesecake because I am a wonderful person.

Love to you all
xxx
Dylan- You fail.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO STRAP SEATBELTS ON YOUR EARS, ROY.

Ok, So I do want to talk about this awesome party I was just at that was awesome and btw no one can dress as wanky as me- fact, but all I can say before I collapse into bed like a hyperactive child just been shot full of heroin and allowed to bathe in jelly and custard is thusly;



DRUMMOND IS COMING TO AUSTRALIA.



HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS!!! GUYS!!!!

27th June to the 15th July. I am so excited I could puke. And it would be rainbow striped with sparkly bits.

I have forgotten all my words because she steals my breath.

Goodnight xxxxxxxxxxxx