Oh, yeah, like you aren't loving the adulation yourself, Karla.

That's different, Jolt is enjoying the sensation of helping people and being recognized for it

True.

But also my point is that Karla is projecting like an MFer.

Which is SO shocking in and of itself

(Looks at Lois's look here) I feel like this came out around the time the Tomb Raider games were big

And speaking of BIG....

(The dog with the stick appears)

Well now I'm just imagining her in the original Lara Croft top...

With the cybertruck tits?

I have never had such a vicerally negative reaction to any two words in sequence

...

Wait, that's seriously Riot's real name? Freddy von Frankenstein?

Look it up if you don't believe me

The design for his cyborgs is some fuckin Davros nonsense right there

Zola just because your weird ass body looks like that doesn't mean that's a good shape O_O

Turns out his real bigotry was against skulls

He took the bullshit quackery that is phrenology to its most insane extreme O_O

As opposed to its most sane extreme which was “retrophrenology” from discworld

Phrenology claims your personality is decided by the bumps in your head, so with reverse phrenology you pay someone to hammer the desired bumps and divots into your skull for you, this is done by a large troll named Argo who’s not good with subtlety.

You can walk into a shop and order an artistic temperament with a tendency for introspection, what you actually get is hit in the head with a large hammer, but it keeps money in circulation and gives people something to do.

See once upon a time that was just a hilarious example of the comical idiocy/insanity of the Disc

Now I read it and I think "oh god this is going to be the next fucking tiktok trend isn't it????" -_-;

I mean bonesmashing is already a thing in the looksmaxing community,

I GENUINELY thought you were making up words here and then I googled this

"Bonesmashing is a dangerous social media trend where individuals—primarily young men within online "looksmaxxing" subcultures—repeatedly strike their own face or jaw with blunt objects or their hands. The unscientific goal is to cause microfractures, under the false belief that the bones will heal back thicker and more chiseled."

I do not know where to fucking begin

I love the fact that Google felt the need to specify that actually no, beating your face in to try and make your bones grow back sexier is NOT supported by real science XD

I'm living on a planet of MORONS

Esoteric fascism is making the streamers dumber and I didn't think that was possible

The design for his cyborgs is some fuckin Davros nonsense right there

Zola just because your weird ass body looks like that doesn't mean that's a good shape O_O

Arnim, I get your obsession with not giving them heads...but why do they have nussies? Like while do they have HOLES in their bodies where their necks would be?! It could just be a flat expanse of flesh but you built their musculature around where a neck SHOULD be.

Fucking nutter.

DONT SAY NUSSY

for sale pee hands never washed

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans