Still learning how to be a grown-up, results may vary.

SCREAM

OH MY GOD THEY "NO MAN'S LAND"-ED IT

BANE BROKE BRUCE'S BACK

SELINA KYLE, YOUR SNARK AND YOUR STUNTS WERE DELIGHTFUL

FUCKING RA'S

WHHHHHHHHHHY DID TALIA HAVE TO DIE GDIT RA'S BRING HER BACK YOU HEAR ME

ALSO LOLOLOLOL DID BRUCE GIVE BLAKE HIS ORIGINAL CAVE, OR WAS THAT ONE OF THE SATELLITE CAVES?

also dammit, they burned any chance of Red Hood being in film canon, what with giving Bane a red helmet, THANKS A LOT

AND DUDE, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ROBIN WOULD BLAKE BE

HE'S SHOT AND KILLED TWO DUDES

ALBEIT TWO BAD DUDES

BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME "NO GUNS ALLOWED" THING THAT BRUCE HAS

ALSO HE IS AN ANGRY ORPHAN BOY

SO IS HE, LIKE, A MASH UP OF TIM DRAKE AND JASON TODD? ...OH WAIT HE WORKED AS A COP TOO, SO MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF DICK GRAYSON IS IN HIS PERSONALITY TOO?

'CAUSE THIS KID AIN'T NO TERRY MCGINNIS

...PROBABLY

...

...MAYBE

...DAMMIT, THEY KEPT CALLING HIM A HOTHEAD TOO, DIDN'T THEY, OH FINE HE HAS A LITTLE TERRY MCGINNIS

BUT DOES HE HAVE STEPHANIE BROWN'S AWESOMENESS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO ALSO

CAN THE NEXT MOVIE HAVE CASSANDRA CAIN

AS THE BATGIRL

TO BLAKE'S ROBIN?

BECAUSE BLAKE MIGHT HAVE THE DETECTIVE SHIT DOWN

BUT HE STILL NEEDS SOMEONE TO SCHOOL HIM IN THE HAND-TO-HAND STUFF

OH OH

AND CAN BARBARA GORDON JOIN IN, A LA THE ALL-SEEING ORACLE?

'CAUSE THESE CRAZY KIDS MIGHT NEED SOMEONE TO HOOK THEM UP WITH INFO

AND THEY COULD GRUDGINGLY TEAM UP WITH HELENA BERTINELLI AKA HUNTRESS

TO GO UP AGAINST BLACK MASK

BECAUSE MAFIA STARTED TO TAKE HOLD AGAIN AFTER THE EVENTS OF TDKR

OH MY GOD I NEED THIS AU LIKE AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR