grabs you by the head and squeezes but I'm not strong enough to crush your head in an explosion of gore so I'm just kinda holding your head tightly with my whole hand
THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS
THE GIRL, WITH HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART
THE PRINCE, ALONE IN DEEPEST DARK
lmao ja dat was dus ook mijn eerste gedachte
Mag ich een alternative voorstellen:
being a fox party at the mossy wood at 10 dont be late
things that i don't know what they are
I miss having a cat because one of life’s small joys is tossing that thing over your shoulder like a frickin sack of potatoes and abducting them for some cuddle time
The internet is truly a fascinating place where you can joke about abducting a cat for cuddle time and have that interpreted as literal
Anyways, I miss my childhood cats a lot. Those suckers would let us just plop them over our shoulders like babies or sacks of vegetables and carry them around until they wanted down. Quality bonding time right there.
Yeah, man. If a cat doesn’t consent to something, trust me. You will know.
artfight 08 - Dove 🎭⊹₊⟡⋆ (revenge) attack on heartspark
ribbit comes back from the dead 🧟
Out of all the things I'm into, I think "people cumming" is honestly the funniest because of how basic it is. Like yeah I've got a fetish for enjoyable sex. My favorite thing to eat is tasty food. I really enjoy listening to good music. What are we even doing here where ami
You know what Mabel you're right. I gotta respect em. I DO like fun sex, I DO like tasty food, I DO like good music, and I DO like it when bad things happen to good people!
no. you have to focus on schmovement
Blasting girls in their 20s with my MILFification ray gun. The effect is slow and gradual, but irreversible. In one to ten years they'll all be in their 30s.
