Violet-luminescence, get it?

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

this is one of my favorite memes Ever anytime i ask a question that doesnt get a response i think abt #starving

I had a dream that I won some competition for which the prize was a taxidermy weasel. Turned out it was actually a weasel taxidermy DIY kit for which they supplied the raw materials only (one live weasel).

This post has me in a chokehold

oh my god?

He probably needed to wash his hair more

@nothorses

@posts-by-horses

Which is it

working on this Pokémon fic and the amount of times I’ve had to delete the word ‘everypony’ after muscle memory writing it is frankly humiliating

why is everypony reblogging this I’ll kill you

FUCK

Anyway I absolutely manufactured the second reply of this for clout and virality but let me tell you of an actual thing that happened years ago, I used to work at a movie script research agency where we'd clear names for movies and tvs so they wouldnt get sued if they're real anyway, so there I was, fresh new employee, about three months in, bright eyed and eager, and I have to do a report on a movie set in Saudi Arabia. I do all my research, double check it, and then send to my boss for him to give it the A-Okay! I wait at my desk. I'm watching videos. I get a text message. I open it, nervous. I read it. It reads as follows: "Hi [REDACTED]! Just checked the report, everything looks great! The only thing is I think there's something wrong with your spell-check. It's changed every instance of Saudi Arabia to Saddle Arabia? Please be sure to fix that. Thanks!"

c: Anyway, nopony reblog this or i'll kill you

I’ll risk death

The problem with young knights of the realm is that they’re all focused on finding the Holy Grail and not the clitoris. You may see heaven but will you ever see the queen orgasm? Methinks not.

Are the knights…supposed to be sleeping with the queens?

Are you going to stop him?

Get you a man that'll cross a moat with a giant sword while wearing full plate armor just to see you.

get a man who is willing to be sliced to ribbons for a single CRUMB of pussy

My final project of all of college was to do an adaptation of an excerpt from Bram Stoker's Dracula

Journey to the Center of the Earth

p.s. you can support this project on

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

Yeah it was probably the wings

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

... you know. If I could transform into someone a CEO is ethically obligated to help and then punish them for failing to do so, in such a way that they can only be accepted into society again if they learn basic moral lessons about decency, I don't think I would do anything else ever again.

To be in the vocalsynth community is to understand that you must be kind and respectful to everyone no matter their race, gender, or sexuality. Music is a universal language, everyone can enjoy it and it brings people closer together. If you cannot do the bare minimum of being a decent human being, you shouldn't be in this community.

We're all human, have some respect.

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line