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Who would have thought that a damn demon like me would be considered by anyone to be not just an ally, but an "angel friend"? I get this fucked-up email from the boy I'm trying to protect, and...well, I'll let you read it for yourselves:

"In my whole life,
There is no one else like you.
Someone who changed my life,
Just by being you.
You are an angel to me.

The music of your laughter
Still lightens my inner ear.
You showed me you believe,
That there really is good here.
You are an angel for me.

You showed me that you care,
When I was really down,
You never turned away,
Nor showed me a saddened frown.
You are an angel beside me.

Even when you are sad and blue,
And life is hard on you,
You spare me one more smile,
Just like God's loving child.
You are God's angel to me.

You have done so much for me,
And given me your time.
I have a gift for you,
With this imperfect rhyme.

Thank you my angel friend."

How the hell can anyone, especially a human, think something so highly of something like me?

Ah, it's good to be back. I missed this place, but alas: I must leave my marker here, and leave until All Hallow's Eve. Even though it's fun to be out, I have a ...friend... to take care of. But for now, I'll leave you with a joke: How many priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to screw the lightbulb, one to exorcise the room of every spirit they can find, and the third to nag the first guy for screwing a f***ing lightbulb.

( Spandex. Big hair, big eyes, long legs, spandex. Fancy “lairs”, tricks and traps and everything made pretty, shiny and sexy. And it’s all meant to hide the death’s-head lying just beneath the surface.Collapse )

Caught a video clip from an old 60’s TV Batman episode. The Riddler has Robin on a conveyer belt, with the inevitable buzz saw at the end of it. As The Riddler’s minions, including a pretty young woman, watch gleefully, he gloats over his very youthful-looking captive.

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Greetings. By way of introduction, and as a way of kick-starting discussion, I offer a set of guidelines, “Principles”, if you will, for Elegant Entertainments (or, “deathtraps”).
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Guess what, Everyone? I'm baaack! With a vengance!

The darkness of Nivek Jacobs has been incorperated into the light that is Guido Jacobs, to create a zen-like harmony between yin and yang. If and when the two forces seperate once more, Nivek will return.
-Guido

Well, aparently I'm this "shikigami" (demon summoned to assassinate political competition, and in otherways assist the wizard summoner) of Guido. Long story. Sure, it's a busy job, but I get to possess him whenever he has a girl that wants to be fucked, and/or an enemy that needs to be "taken out"! The video games we play aren't too lame either. According to Guido, MY power can only be as much as HIS power, and seeing how all he has came from intuition, and no real training, I can't, say, possess anyone else, or use any dark spells. Any ideas?