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jessy we have to fucking!!!!!!
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I will create a beautiful life no matter what
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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america
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1/4 of you guys live like this
It do be Mountain time tho
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catchymemes
When you remember the anti-vax movement
World Heritage Post
System Shock log entries be like
Yikes!
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You also purchase CDs once and as long as nothing happens to them you get to keep them forever.
and if you have a computer with a disc drive, you can move the content of those CDs onto it and then burn it onto future CDs. it doesn't even have to be the same album. you can make a playlist with physical media. you just have access to all of it, at your whim, with no unskippable ads being shoved in your ears. it's really nice!
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Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry
You know who else is being put down?
I'm so sorry muscle man
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you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter
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how about you stop fucking around and call me when you're ready to actually get serious about appetizers
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It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
- For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
- Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
- Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
- I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
- I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
- Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
Actually I've decided this is a poem
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BDSM is an acronym for the members of the beatles. don't believe me? why
Bingo, Dingo, Singo, and Maul
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everyday i wake up & pray for generative AI's death
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there should be a movie that’s like two 15 year old girls interspersed with scenes from the escapist and fantastical slash fic they’re writing together instead of flirting. like the fall but for lesbians in 2005.
one of the girls gets put on a new psych med that makes her miserable and in the next scene her OC the half-elf prince is kidnapped and experimented upon by the dark sorcerer who traps his soul inside his crystal and replaces it with The Obsidian Shard of Corrupting Night
girl 2 has an upsetting and kind of creepy interaction with her stepdad and stays up to 3 am writing a chapter in which her OC the repentant shadow knight escapes from the demon brothel and has to be gently nursed back to health by the half-elf prince
also important that they have weirdly formal discussions in which they carefully distance themselves from irl homosexuality where they’re both like “it’s a free country and I don’t think it should be illegal, buuuuut….” and nod in scholarly philosophical agreement about their mutual disapproval and distaste for queer people while internally boiling with heartbroken rage at each other about it