Bleeding out as we speak!

reblog for alien sex change

Searching for ghouls, ghosts, bumps in the night, etc

She was an American in a fanfic written by someone British; I was a Brit in a fanfic written by someone American. She came to me and said "will you help me with my maths? I need to get a good grade to stay on the American football team"; I told her "I'll bloody well help you parse math".

Goes up to a gay couple and asks whose the pineapple and whose the werewolf

@were--ralph

your protégé jerks off to the thought of surpassing you

“Egg”

or, if you want one that isn't actually égg

dude your cw show fucking bit me

happy 8/8, aka best homestuck character day! ::::)

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alts + source under the cut. sorry for not posting lol

the notion that it is trauma that licenses #problematic content sets such a shitty and dangerous precedent that still puts creators in a position where they need to justify themselves. it burdens ppl into disclosing deeply personal details and trauma to defend/excuse/validate their output that in no universe are others entitled to, so i think ppl really need to let that go as the go-to defense for the inclusion of dark and taboo subject matter in fiction anyway, as much as they think it is a palatable and convincing argument

Cross my heart and rub my tummy, lick my lips and eat a yummy

everybody wants to rule the world

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

a classic bucket joke in 2026 and they said it couldn't be done...

Welcome to Get This Fag Out Of Here Friday

Soviet swimmer Maria Havrish congratulates her rival Elena Kovalenko, who defeated her in the breaststroke competition at the Spartakiad of the Peoples of the USSR in Moscow, 1956 (photo by Lisa Larsen)