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A Case Study on the Behavior and Character of the Male Species
What you have to understand is that I study in an all-girls’ private Catholic school. This is usually viewed as an impediment for girls when it comes to fraternizing with the male species since girls like me are being deprived of the cornucopia of men from the fertile ground of coeducation. To make it worse, I am part of a very conservative Catholic family. My parents are uptight mossbacks believing that a girl should not have any interaction with the opposite sex whatsoever until she is in college. This would provide her enough time to emotionally prepare herself for the courtship process, the surge of passion, the temptations (usually in the form of an irresistible sexual urge), and the emotional distraught caused by heartache. So I guess it’s safe to say that I know nothing about the world of flirting, dating and romancing. Nought. Nil. Nada.
During the 18th Century, there was such a thing called the Secret Fan Language. Because secret love affairs were common, a woman uses her fan to communicate with her lover without her parents knowing. (Here is a list of messages using the fan: http://www.ideco.com/fans2/languag… and here are two HorribleHistories sketches to explain the nature of the Secret Fan Language better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv_… and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv_…)
I bring this topic to light because my friends and I have revolutionized the Secret Fan Language. We have made our own Secret Fan Language that would be applicable to modern times: the Secret Hair Language.
The following is a list of messages you could convey with your hair.
angry