The Sprite tea.....
do they rehearse? are there a million outtakes? are they just drift compatible?
actually, i wanna see them pilot a jaeger. i want to see them turn a kaiju into a cocktail.
hermes (messenger of the gods) gleefully acting as process server for Zeus's many many paternity suits
“isn't Hermes one of Zeus's illegitimate children?” that makes it funnier. HELLO MY BELOVED DEADBEAT FATHER! HAVE YET ANOTHER COURT SUMMONS
Yarrow's Spiny Lizard (Sceloporus jarrovii), male, family Phrynosomatidae, SW United States
photograph by Adrian Bara-Popa
The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering
Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts
Hic est draco cuadam suam devorans. This is the dragon eating its own tail.
Secretioris naturae secretorum scrutinium chymicum. (A Chymical Examination of the Secrets of a More Secret Nature.) 1687.
cryptotheism
