Confessions of a Fart-Eater
What kind of creature gets nutrition from its own farts?!
Journal created:
on 23 November 2005 (#8864746)
Updated:
on 7 February 2017
Name:
What the hell would I say to a gorilla?
Location:
Нижний Новгород, USSR (former)
Website:
A Soviet schoolteacher is leading her first grade students through a park, and they spot a baby hare. They're city kids, so they've never actually seen a hare. "Do you know who this is?" asks the teacher sweetly. No one knows. "Come on, children", says the teacher trying to lead the children to the answer, "He's a character in many stories, songs and poems we're always reading." One student figures it out, pats the hare on the head and says reverently, "I knew it was you, Grandpa Lenin!"
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