Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

nobody appreciates my straightforward communication style

autumn is coming. for the love of god you must hold on

is that what your parents told you when you woke up and your pet elf was gone

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers

bdsm stands for breakfast dinner snacks and meal

however stupid you think the average American voter is, you are probably still overestimating them

The way my classes this semester look in my calendar is endlessly funny to me. Fuck man I'm sorry, I can't hang out on September 22nd, I'm so busy.

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling