

personal soundboard for when i'm scrolling various social media websites
squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.
there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.
i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first
Doctor says, “Go see the great clown, Pagliacci. Clowning is really having a moment right now and he’s playing with the form in fun ways. Last time I saw him, he did a bunch of crazy mixed media stuff with food and people’s phones. I heard he did a three month program in France.”