Va-lancy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
geocaprican
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Bro I just nearly fucking died

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My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

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Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

epistleii

A rushed digital comic. At the top there are three faces, each convulsed and spitting with keyboard smash as dialogue. On the bottom left, there is a character staring into a mirror with their arms planted firmly on the counter. “huff…hufff….uhufff….” is dialogue next to the image. One the bottom right there is a hasty drawing of a phone held in someone’s hands, with their face reflected in the screen. Text on the phone reads “guess who almost just fucking died lmaoo”ALT

is this accurate

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Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

dancinbutterfly

I can never leave here

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Tumblr Code.

geekishchic

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

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World Heritage Post

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jungwildeandfree

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

jungwildeandfree

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.