Who put my sweater in the dryer?!-MST3K/Night of the Bloodbeast

2 of the stupidest pick-up lines I've heard:

(1) Guy runs up behind girl, taps on her shoulder and says "Hey, you walk too fast; can you slow down for me?" (*smile*)

(2)Guy: So you're from Taiwan?
Girl (Taiwanese): Um, yeah...
Guy: Hey, how about that, we have something in common! I love Thai-food!
Girl:......