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This did not sit terribly well with urTih. Not the essence-draining, he didn't know about that. The urRu and the Skekses were not that closely linked. What didn't sit well with the urRu in question was the prospect of losing any more body parts--usually unexpectedly--to the Skeksis' mad experiments.
Now usually the urRu, urTih included, accepted everything with a quiet, stoic patience. It was simply their way. Things happened, they adjusted, they moved on.
It didn't mean they had to like it.
Nothing is truly infinite. Not even the patience of an urRu. And round about the fifth time he'd collapsed for no reason and with little warning in the middle of something and had had to be resuscitated by urIm the Healer only to come round about three weeks later, urTih's patience had worn quite, quite thin. One day he'd woken up to find he was missing an arm. And he'd lost a leg quite unexpectedly, causing him to tumble down almost the entirety of the spiral path in a very inconvenient and painful manner. He'd also somehow lost sight in his right eye while casting a divinitory bolas, which caused the throw to go wild and hit urSol the Chanter squarely upside the head, knocking him unconscious and stopping the music entirely. Needless to say, it was taken as a Very Bad Sign. If he recalled, the Gelfling extermination started not long after that, but that is beside the point.
So after this latest surprise bloodletting, enough was enough. He wasn't going to lose any more limbs or organs or senses. Not, at least, without something to say about it. So he sat down somewhere and meditated upon contacting to the mind of his other half. It was much easier, now that the valley and the castle were so close. Much easier.
Meanwhile, in the castle, skekTek cackled quietly to himself and set about preparing a round of tests. A whole new kind of essence needed thoroughly examined, of course. He paused, glancing at his hand; it was starting to hurt. Who knew what was in that youngling's mouth? An infection would be distracting, so he paused to disinfect the wound.
Hm. Sure is quiet.
We need to talk.
"AAaaAAAaaAaAaAaAaANNGHhh!" came the predictable startled reply at the sound of a voice in his mind. Test tubes went flying. "Don't do that!" Wheeze. Wheeze. He leaned against the table. His hallucinations are just getting rude, now.
I am not a hallucination. You know who I am.
Quasi-avian meh-face. "I don't want to talk to you."
We are going to talk, anyway. Rather, I am going to talk and you are going to listen.
"Yoooouuuu can't talk to m--er, think at me like that!"
I can. And I will. Now see here, I've tolerated you hacking off bits of yourself--and thereby bits of me--for long enough, I should think. You try going about your business and suddenly losing an arm or the sight in one eye, eh? Wouldn't like it if the shoe were on the other foot, would you?
"You don't wear shoes," skekTek sneered. Laboratory scientists are not well-known for their debate skills.
As I recall, you aren't terribly fond of the cold.... An unaccountable shiver ran through the Skeksis and he wheezed harder. Given that a good deal of him was metal and nothing conducted cold quite like metal, it wasn't long before his beak was chattering and his artificial eye inexplicably frosted over. "C-c-c-curss-s-se youuu...."
I can stand in this cold all day if need be, the telepathic voice reminded him. And urTih could, too. Not only were the urRu naturally warmer, they were bloody stoic. And if any systemic shutdown rebounded back at him, he'd simply lie down and wait it out. Damn and blast.
"Wh-wh-what d'you w-want-t-t?" skekTek shivered.
I simply want you to tread more cautiously. Remember that we share an existence, just as the others do. And fix whatever it is you put in your head--even I grow weary of losing time.
After much spluttering and shivering, skekTek finally acquiesced. "Oh all r-right...."
It is not that much of a chore to work toward maybe a little harmony between existences, now, is it?
"SPLJJJGNGHZZXXXZGGNAAAGH!"
After that comment, however, he found he was alone with his thoughts again, and, after a few more moments, growing warmer. He wheezed and gasped and hissed. Neh. Damned stubborn old--Graaaaaaaaaaaoh, forget it. Once he found he could move again, he put it out of his mind. There was work to do.
Besides, the portal hijacking device might bring in its virst victim any time, now.
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This did not sit terribly well with urTih. Not the essence-draining, he didn't know about that. The urRu and the Skekses were not that closely linked. What didn't sit well with the urRu in question was the prospect of losing any more body parts--usually unexpectedly--to the Skeksis' mad experiments.
Now usually the urRu, urTih included, accepted everything with a quiet, stoic patience. It was simply their way. Things happened, they adjusted, they moved on.
It didn't mean they had to like it.
Nothing is truly infinite. Not even the patience of an urRu. And round about the fifth time he'd collapsed for no reason and with little warning in the middle of something and had had to be resuscitated by urIm the Healer only to come round about three weeks later, urTih's patience had worn quite, quite thin. One day he'd woken up to find he was missing an arm. And he'd lost a leg quite unexpectedly, causing him to tumble down almost the entirety of the spiral path in a very inconvenient and painful manner. He'd also somehow lost sight in his right eye while casting a divinitory bolas, which caused the throw to go wild and hit urSol the Chanter squarely upside the head, knocking him unconscious and stopping the music entirely. Needless to say, it was taken as a Very Bad Sign. If he recalled, the Gelfling extermination started not long after that, but that is beside the point.
So after this latest surprise bloodletting, enough was enough. He wasn't going to lose any more limbs or organs or senses. Not, at least, without something to say about it. So he sat down somewhere and meditated upon contacting to the mind of his other half. It was much easier, now that the valley and the castle were so close. Much easier.
Meanwhile, in the castle, skekTek cackled quietly to himself and set about preparing a round of tests. A whole new kind of essence needed thoroughly examined, of course. He paused, glancing at his hand; it was starting to hurt. Who knew what was in that youngling's mouth? An infection would be distracting, so he paused to disinfect the wound.
Hm. Sure is quiet.
We need to talk.
"AAaaAAAaaAaAaAaAaANNGHhh!" came the predictable startled reply at the sound of a voice in his mind. Test tubes went flying. "Don't do that!" Wheeze. Wheeze. He leaned against the table. His hallucinations are just getting rude, now.
I am not a hallucination. You know who I am.
Quasi-avian meh-face. "I don't want to talk to you."
We are going to talk, anyway. Rather, I am going to talk and you are going to listen.
"Yoooouuuu can't talk to m--er, think at me like that!"
I can. And I will. Now see here, I've tolerated you hacking off bits of yourself--and thereby bits of me--for long enough, I should think. You try going about your business and suddenly losing an arm or the sight in one eye, eh? Wouldn't like it if the shoe were on the other foot, would you?
"You don't wear shoes," skekTek sneered. Laboratory scientists are not well-known for their debate skills.
As I recall, you aren't terribly fond of the cold.... An unaccountable shiver ran through the Skeksis and he wheezed harder. Given that a good deal of him was metal and nothing conducted cold quite like metal, it wasn't long before his beak was chattering and his artificial eye inexplicably frosted over. "C-c-c-curss-s-se youuu...."
I can stand in this cold all day if need be, the telepathic voice reminded him. And urTih could, too. Not only were the urRu naturally warmer, they were bloody stoic. And if any systemic shutdown rebounded back at him, he'd simply lie down and wait it out. Damn and blast.
"Wh-wh-what d'you w-want-t-t?" skekTek shivered.
I simply want you to tread more cautiously. Remember that we share an existence, just as the others do. And fix whatever it is you put in your head--even I grow weary of losing time.
After much spluttering and shivering, skekTek finally acquiesced. "Oh all r-right...."
It is not that much of a chore to work toward maybe a little harmony between existences, now, is it?
"SPLJJJGNGHZZXXXZGGNAAAGH!"
After that comment, however, he found he was alone with his thoughts again, and, after a few more moments, growing warmer. He wheezed and gasped and hissed. Neh. Damned stubborn old--Graaaaaaaaaaaoh, forget it. Once he found he could move again, he put it out of his mind. There was work to do.
Besides, the portal hijacking device might bring in its virst victim any time, now.