here you go

thought it was important that everyone sees this

THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE YOU STRAIGHT?

ACTUALLY SHES ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE ME A LESBIAN, THIS WAS IN REFERENCE TO MY AUTISM

WHY IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE YOU A LESBIAN

Also yay autism me too

BECAUSE I KEEP SAYING IM NOT EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT BE

we autism twining!

DAMN

:]

ITS FUNNY SO ITS A BIT AT THIS POINT

::DDD

WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT LIKE CROSSING YOUR BOUNDARIES OR SOMETHING

Do you think this is how eridians feel when they have more than one convo at once

NO SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT, SHES LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

Mayhaps- it is a possibility, but I do this quite often so idk

COOLIO THEN :]

Damn 😔

YESSSS ::DDD

Sorry

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??? What are you saying sorry for

::P

for not being of help

??? What would you need to help me for?????? What?

you asked something and I couldn’t give you an answer so I apologized for not being able to give you a response- which would’ve been helpful

it was a silly question sorry. Didn't actually expect you to have the answer /gen

Ah, I see. sorry

its fine dw ^^

here you go

thought it was important that everyone sees this

THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE YOU STRAIGHT?

ACTUALLY SHES ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE ME A LESBIAN, THIS WAS IN REFERENCE TO MY AUTISM

WHY IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE YOU A LESBIAN

Also yay autism me too

BECAUSE I KEEP SAYING IM NOT EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT BE

we autism twining!

DAMN

:]

ITS FUNNY SO ITS A BIT AT THIS POINT

::DDD

WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT LIKE CROSSING YOUR BOUNDARIES OR SOMETHING

Do you think this is how eridians feel when they have more than one convo at once

NO SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT, SHES LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

Mayhaps- it is a possibility, but I do this quite often so idk

COOLIO THEN :]

Damn 😔

YESSSS ::DDD

Sorry

:]

??? What are you saying sorry for

::P

for not being of help

??? What would you need to help me for?????? What?

you asked something and I couldn’t give you an answer so I apologized for not being able to give you a response- which would’ve been helpful

it was a silly question sorry. Didn't actually expect you to have the answer /gen

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

here’s a video that highlights how black suffering is always memed and played for laughs

here you go

thought it was important that everyone sees this

THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE YOU STRAIGHT?

ACTUALLY SHES ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE ME A LESBIAN, THIS WAS IN REFERENCE TO MY AUTISM

WHY IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE YOU A LESBIAN

Also yay autism me too

BECAUSE I KEEP SAYING IM NOT EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT BE

we autism twining!

DAMN

:]

ITS FUNNY SO ITS A BIT AT THIS POINT

::DDD

WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT LIKE CROSSING YOUR BOUNDARIES OR SOMETHING

Do you think this is how eridians feel when they have more than one convo at once

NO SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT, SHES LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

Mayhaps- it is a possibility, but I do this quite often so idk

COOLIO THEN :]

Damn 😔

YESSSS ::DDD

Sorry

:]

??? What are you saying sorry for

::P

for not being of help

??? What would you need to help me for?????? What?

i like to run and jump in my own home just for the hell of it. i will sprint from the kitchen to my bedroom for no reason whatsoever. is it necessary? no. will i do it anyway? absolutely

op is a cat

mind your business

here you go

thought it was important that everyone sees this

THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE YOU STRAIGHT?

ACTUALLY SHES ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE ME A LESBIAN, THIS WAS IN REFERENCE TO MY AUTISM

WHY IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE YOU A LESBIAN

Also yay autism me too

BECAUSE I KEEP SAYING IM NOT EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT BE

we autism twining!

DAMN

:]

ITS FUNNY SO ITS A BIT AT THIS POINT

::DDD

WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT LIKE CROSSING YOUR BOUNDARIES OR SOMETHING

Do you think this is how eridians feel when they have more than one convo at once

NO SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT, SHES LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

Mayhaps- it is a possibility, but I do this quite often so idk

COOLIO THEN :]

Damn 😔

YESSSS ::DDD

Sorry

:]

??? What are you saying sorry for

here you go

thought it was important that everyone sees this

THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE YOU STRAIGHT?

ACTUALLY SHES ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE ME A LESBIAN, THIS WAS IN REFERENCE TO MY AUTISM

WHY IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE YOU A LESBIAN

Also yay autism me too

BECAUSE I KEEP SAYING IM NOT EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT BE

we autism twining!

DAMN

:]

ITS FUNNY SO ITS A BIT AT THIS POINT

::DDD

WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT LIKE CROSSING YOUR BOUNDARIES OR SOMETHING

Do you think this is how eridians feel when they have more than one convo at once

NO SHE WOULD NEVER DO THAT, SHES LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

Mayhaps- it is a possibility, but I do this quite often so idk

COOLIO THEN :]

Damn 😔

The Kids just aren't being taught how to write a cv or cover letter huh

I've seen ones today including photos, dates of birth, place of birth even!

And also several formatted like they were writing a message to a friend! Full of exclamation marks! This is a formal document!

this one is formatted like a powerpoint presentation. to be clear I'm not in charge of any descision making I'm just going through redacting identifying/potentially biasing info but like...some of these formatting decisions are also potentially biasing

Yeah, I remember getting some wild ones when I was hiring manager

So many women feel the need to mention their young children in their cover letters and CVs. Some young people slip in that they can't drive, a sort of pre-emptive "but it's okay I have a bus pass". So many people go and shove their mental health issues with anxiety and depression in there.

I remember one girl had clearly been told that she needed to explain any gaps in employment in the cover letter (terrible blanket advice), and so had described how she had developed depression after a traumatic miscarriage and spent a year in a terrible spiral getting worse and worse before getting on a new medication that, and I quote, "seemed to be finally starting to work." There are ways she could have written that information if she was desperately wanting to include it (I cannot stress enough that she should not have included a word of it), but the way it was written was almost literally a description of how she would be a horrendously unreliable employee who could dip out at a moment's notice and would never be seen again, while also demonstrating that she cannot determine appropriate professional communication.

(And for the record, the latter is the actual issue. I have no problems at all hiring employees with mental health issues, and did several times hire people in recovery to help them get back on their feet. Only once did that not work out; all others were amazing, and two became some of our best employees - one is now a manager there, in fact. But if an employee can't be trusted not to over share personal information with customers or colleagues, particularly triggering topics... That's a different issue. She did herself no favours at all there, and nor did whoever told her employers will always need employment gaps explaining in a cover letter).

Another guy once wrote in his cover letter "I want this job because after years of messing about I now have a little girl, so I need to sort my life out for her, and if I can't do it even for her then more fool me." Which, like, I admire the drive and passion. But again. Why are you telling an employer that you're a flight risk. Why are you telling us this.

One 18 year old volunteered, unforced, that he was gay. Just right in the cover letter. That he sent to a future employer.

And then, of course, the thousands that send in CVs and cover letters that are horrendously mis-spelled. Again, as an employer, I care dick-all if you're dyslexic or what have you; but I do care that you didn't think it was important to get someone to proofread a professional document for you before submission. That tells me quite a big thing about the level of professionalism I can expect from you in the role. It wasn't massively relevant for the job I was hiring for (escape room game master), but if we'd had slightly different job duties (e.g. writing official soc med posts), that would be the difference between getting an interview or not.

Honestly, half of my role as a hiring manager was just... having to explain to the other hiring manager that she was being biased based on information neither of us should have had in the first place. And she wasn't a bad person, but bias gets you even if you don't want it to. Give yourself the best chance. Don't fuck it by sending in a dumbass cover letter.

Linking @bitchesgetriches great advice on cover letter writing here...

i hope that the person i despise will not get into high school // college for the same major i did ,, idk , this would lowkey throw me off for some reason like nooo leave my major alone ,, and don’t specialize in the same shit i want to specialize either wtf ,,

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

here you go

thought it was important that everyone sees this

THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE YOU STRAIGHT?

ACTUALLY SHES ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE ME A LESBIAN, THIS WAS IN REFERENCE TO MY AUTISM

WHY IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE YOU A LESBIAN

Also yay autism me too

BECAUSE I KEEP SAYING IM NOT EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT BE

we autism twining!

DAMN

:]

ITS FUNNY SO ITS A BIT AT THIS POINT

::DDD

WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT LIKE CROSSING YOUR BOUNDARIES OR SOMETHING

Do you think this is how eridians feel when they have more than one convo at once

good, someone understands

Here we go. Yes, they smoke weed.

i cant believe this is my second post ever oh my god.

its okay martin jon barely knows what an archive is

Offending Gen-AI users with my doodles again. Love to inform them disabled people can draw without Gen-AI just fine. I’m sure it was a bot but you know if any other one pokes around they’ll see this lol

(It was my ‘draw anyway’ one which didn’t mention picking up a pencil. It told you draw with dirt/mud/grass/paper scraps.)

here you go

thought it was important that everyone sees this

THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE YOU STRAIGHT?

ACTUALLY SHES ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE ME A LESBIAN, THIS WAS IN REFERENCE TO MY AUTISM

WHY IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE YOU A LESBIAN

Also yay autism me too

BECAUSE I KEEP SAYING IM NOT EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT BE

we autism twining!

DAMN

:]