Deidara's Journal

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So, we've been here for five whole days and it's been the most BORING week of my life. Did anyone else notice clouds on the horizon at sun down. WONDER-FUCKING-FUL! It looks like we all might be stuck together with our bedmates (isn't that right, Sakon? I didn't know you felt that way about me.~ Sorry, I'm saving myself for your brother, but if you REALLY, REALLY want to snuggle~) for a bit longer.~ Not to mention my hair is getting super frizzy. Which is a sure sign that rain or even thunderstorms are headed our way, un.

That's right, Temari, the whole time I was arguing with you, I really just wanted to bone one of your twins. Maybe I really am as queer and a tranny like you say I am. But after being with you, who wouldn't want to turn gay? ^_______\\\\

I think my other roomie, Ayame, is like some kind of saint. She seriously is way took good at keeping all her stuff clean and staying out of the way. She's kind of perfect. It's freakin' bizarre. Not bad, but the good kind of strange.

Hung some kid upside down by the ankles the other day while I was out and about, taking a look around the island. I think I found some substances which might peek the boss's or my favorite tree hugger's interest, un. Zetsu may wanna take a look around too, un. You may find some plants that could brighten up your greenhouse back home.

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I heard that there was something down at the beach earlier this week but I really wasn't interested in seeing underdeveloped girls frolic, un.

Well, seeing how Ayame should get one of the beds:

DIBS on the other bed! If the cot interferes with your beauty sleep, Miss America, you can suck it!

Sakon- you can use the bed every other night, when I'm not here. Because I have better things and people to do while breaking curfew. But I'll probably flip the mattress and get you out of it when I get back, un.

At least I'm on the same floor with Hidan. I don't like Konan, Itachi, and Zetsu being on the other floors, but I don't think their roomies would have a problem with me visiting, un. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KANKURO-KUN? Uchiha the Smaller better not have one at least. And that Haku-chan is girlier than I am.

Temari, thank you for the lovely postcard.~

However. I thought it could use some improvements.

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Packing for the trip. Is there anything you need from the garage, guys?

I got a ~*friendly*~ phone call from the Dean today. Apparently, she had heard about that little incident and if I miss out on this little field trip, I'm not going to be graduating. It really is hard being the number one disciplinary problem of the hour, un.


I'm not really looking forward to spending a whole week with you bunch of losers Akatsuki not inclusive. SO, since the girls are doing it (they're all so very scared about rooming with someone with a penis, you'd think they all still believe in cooties, un), I'm laying down two simple ground rules for unknown roomie person to follow:

Don't mess with my art (especially anything involving chemicals).
And do what I say and we'll get along just fine, un.

That's all you need to do to avoid being put in the castle's oubliette. Don't worry! If the castle doesn't HAVE an oubliette, I'll be building one for you!

Anybody ever read Lord of the Flies by William Golding?

You know, it would be a shame if something happened to that fish, un.

I bought a bag of goldfish today. Delicious, but they wiggle on the way down. In fact, maybe I should try an all sashimi diet. Don't worry. The hyena's who raised me made sure I had all my shots, un.

I'm supposed to go visit that bitch tomorrow and see if she was able to come up with anything. I really fucking hate this errand boy shit. Why can't Hidan or Tobi do it? For her sake, she better have.

That fish will be the first thing to go. :)

[Private to Konan]
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She didn't want the carnations. Was that a bad choice?
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Hidan, welcome back, you mother-fucker. Somehow, it feels like things are ALMOST normal now that you're here, un!

I think I finally found something to do with all the taxidermied animals in the garage!

Konan, all the stuff in our garage was either roadkill already or died of natural causes. Please don't go PETA on my ass for my parents weird hobbies.

For all you shits who don't know anything, that's Rauschenburg!

[Unblocks Temari]

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Seriously, babe. You better come up with that pot, un. Because You are fucking screwed if you don't. Honestly, I'm worried about you.

Sorry about the lung.
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Happy Birthday, Boss. I hope you don't mind but with beating up my girlfriend ex, I didn't get you a present. I'll make it up to you later, un.

I'm considering staying off women for a while. Especially since I'll probably get a restraining order and a subpoena to appear at court any day, un. Well, its not like I've listen to authority-shits before, un.

I'm still trying to get the blood out from under my nails.

Well, in case any Dumb Cigar-smoking Blonds were too wasted to notices the 12 tall scrap metal billboard sign I erected on top of the gymnasium this weekend: It's over. I'm a free agent.

I even stopped lying for a time, but it seems someone else couldn't return the favor, un. So, who exactly were you meeting at 3 A.M. the morning of the dance, Temari-chan. I got digits and a paper that fell out from your dress before you decided to ditch me, your now EX, the same night. If that doesn't say "caught red-handed," I don't know what does.

That's a class act, I tell you, un. Very ClASSy. Almost as classy as the fact that she gets gassy after she drinks a can of soda and the fact that she dyes her pubic hair, un. The carpet doesn't match the drapes. It would have been nice if she didn't call out other people's names during sex the few times she actually let me finish after she got her orgasms, but hey, no crying over spilt milk. *

She's been saying I've gone emo, but I AM NOTHING compared to how much she'd bitch if I even said anything that started with an I. You'd think I was the one cheating (and with Itachi no less). HAHA.

That's not to mention the various other things I've noticed. Marks I didn't make. Stuff that wasn't mind. Different smells. The fact she made a disgusted face when she puffed on a cigar when she said she loved it. Seriously, WHAT A BAD LIAR, UN. IT'S HILARIOUS. YOU'RE TALKING TO AN EXPERT, HUN. If you look to the right, you're accessing the creative side of your brain. She couldn't even look me in the eyes when she lied, un.

I admit all this anger is spurning a lot of creativity. THAT'S RIGHT. DEIDARA IS BACK~! I wonder if there's still some frosh who Itachi hasn't managed to shove into lockers yet. If not, perhaps I could skip over to Sound High and play with that inferior pair of pansy ass twin idiots they have there, un. I really didn't appreciate the conversation him and my classless Ex had, un. Duckies, if you worry about your designer footwear getting blood stains when you pummel someone, you aren't doing it right, feh. Or maybe cram that flute down that stupid girl's mouth who won't shut up over there.

I'm in a bad mood. I've also blocked the Sand Bitch from my journal. I don't want people I don't trust commenting over here, un. Fuck, if I see her at school, maybe I should throw her back in the dumpster where I found her, un.

I thought she was cool and en-par with me, but it turns out she was just another dumb bitch who'd spread her legs for anyone.

*OOC: Remember, Deidara does lie, so these could be lies.

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Sasori, if you can be bothered, do you want to go blow some shit or perhaps someone up? I need stress relief.