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HeY AGuN

Ashlee here, entEring 11th GrAdE!11 LolZ I b so ExciTed!1111 New Lez n Bi FrienDz 4 me.


I DroPeed all my RelationShips to Start Ova again wit a hot neW Girl I met on da intErnet. Her name is ALissoNe n she is hawt. I call her My Mistress!111 LolZz

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(Today I was Looking through my New boyfriend Chiffon's baby pictures and I had dis HUGEE orgaZum to the PictUre of His DaddI cutting his Umbilical Cord!!111 I squirted green Slyme (havin seX wit Connie made my slime Green!111 lolz coolies) It was so hawt cuz there was bloodz all ova it and gahhh I relized eye Had 2 show all of MY Lez N Bi FriendZ on ElJAy!!!1 So I scannEd it wit his permission onto my webbie!!111)

Deear Diary wit Lez N Bi Readurz!111

Last week I met da Luv of my Lyfe, Chiffon (pronounCed Shuh-FAUN) Gumbo-Smith. Hez soo hawt n I skanned his skoo pik!

Hiz sexy face is sooo hawt it make me squirt green cum all Ova his new PolO Teeshirt. Hesz a poser wannabe punk dat wears Eddie Baur and Polo cuz his parents r rich. Hez on da Jr.Vasrity basketball team n hez sooo good.I Call Him Shiffy-Poo cuz hez Lez N Bi lyke ME!111 his thingee is pierced 2 tymez!111 its so fun when Hez riding me N 50 cent and GC is blaring on da cdz and his metal thingee is slapping my in da Belly!111

We hav SEx All da time and I make him cut me n succk d bloodz n i cut him and suck da bloodz its sooo goodZ11 our sex is sooo punk rock an hawt.

Im Doin bad in skool an sum times i dont wear a condom when me n Chiffon have sex for Optimum pleasure n yesterday when we were doin it on his bed i cut his thingee and it squirted blood all over me n it was soo hawt. My mom walked in and told me dat i better clean up da mess n told me i shoul wear a condom. But i said no u dont know me an dtold her to get out and sucked da bblood on his thingee.

I also hooked up wit Marc (whoz relly a butch dyke gurl an is soo hawt!!!) dis weekend at "da spoon" dis hawt club in my friends basement. we did african angel an had seX all nightT!!111 conni was tehre too an told me i had her herpes an i lauffed bcuz her joke was funneh.His/her name is Aztranniboy on el jay if u want to add dis lez bi friend of minez!111
datz marc isnt she hawt!?1/1/1111 lolz!1111


comment lez n Bi friendz plzz cuz i luv yous!111

I Lost alot of weight from all da kutting an i had chiffon take like 23234 pikks of me in my new sexineszz so herez my favrite cuz i look punk

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I cut all da time now, still, like 12 timez a day at least....umzzz bi!1111 lOlzZ11111
  • Current Music
    GWAR!!111

Im Pretty Emo!!1

You are pretty emo. You understand the deep thought-provoking stylings of Brand New and can appreciate the words "The quiet things that no one ever knows". You probably have thick weezer glasses as well as a messenger bag to carry all your music and unsent love notes in. Last but not least, you have tight, tight pants.

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Omgzz I kept retaking it so i could be the most emo but this is the most emo it Will Let me Be..11!111 I guesszz that means im pretty EMo.zz!!1111 right lez frendz?
  • Current Mood
    crazy cutting my hoo hoo

I kut myself 2 relive da pain

Hay Guyzz Whurr have U ben? I no I have been sumwhere and da tyme just goes an goes. Well for da first ^date...Connie DumPed Meh!!111!!!!1 OMGZZzzz I cant beeleave hur!11!!! I wuz soooOOOoo crushed for lyke a day but den I decided to Listen to some GC and do sum cutting to relive da pain. I slit up my arms 4 lyke 2 hours with a pink daisy razor and it felt sooOooo GooDzz!!!111111111111111

I found a new Boo, but heZ from AfriCA as an x-change stoodent at My Skool. He has dys relly big nose dat he stores his fried Chiken in and its sooOoo hawt. HEsz all Dark n I guess u could call me a chekerboard chik like on hairsprayy. Hez like my soul mate or somethin cuz he likes GC and Simple Plan and MArilyn manson and cradyle of filth...so yeh I still want 2 get my hoo hoo Purced...his name is Tuk an da real spellin is longer but everyone calls him tuk and im lyke his only friend but i kno dat ho Alisha wants 2 get wit my man..shez all whiny cuz shes like "but he from africa lyke mah native peoplez." and i say boo ya ho!!

My tattoo got infected rel bad lyke a month after i got it and the play boi bunny was all bleeding...Yeah so den connie couldnt do Duh nasty wit me..o welZz..I hav a new cutting skedule cuz my friend Bob told da skool guidance counselor on meh cuz he saw my gashes when i wore a to0b top 2 skool. So now i have a shrinK an I have to ease the cutting down to only 9 timez a day!1111 its soooo unfair. But Ive found other places to cut where Dr.Smith wont look LolzZ1111!!1

Herez my new method Of Cuttyn...

CUT UR HOO HOO!!!111 I do it all da time and the pain is soooo good n i get OrgusimZz

I havnt been to hawt topic in like 4 days, i feel so empty n stuff. I really want da new NIRVANA shurt wit kurt cobain in a dress cuz its totally hawt1!!!1111

my mom got her period like 3 dayz ago and i was all like mom can i have ur used pads 2 eat da bloodZZ/?!!?/1 an shes lyke ok ASh but dont get it everywhere i was like LOlZzzzz!!1111 so i sucked my momz blood from her padsz n it was such a relief to suck other bloodz den mine cuz ive been eatin my own for lyke ever. Tuk wont let me suck his blood when he gets nosebleedsz cuz he calls me grosszzz. VV what EVURRRRR


Reply FriEndz cuz its been a whiLE n i need new Lez and Bi Budz 2 Sleeze wit n hav fun
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  • Current Mood
    accomplished Cutting

Keep staring and I might do a Tryck! Hehehe

WeLlz 2Day I hung Out Wit MY GURL KonnIEz an we Broked ^. All DayT HawT Lez SEx wuz FreekYn Her Outttt, I tHyNk eyE haV GonnurHeya cuZ my ThinG-WanG sQuirtZ gReeN SkuM an GeL DaT eyE suMtymeZ use In My GreZy Blak hiAR111!!! Welllllz 2Day I Also Cut MyselFz 19 Tymez in da moRnz and 22 TymeZ @ Lunch...KonnIez Causyn Meh SUch Paynez!!11 I Sucked BOuT 12 Pynts I'd Say an It feltsoooo GoodZz. Sum OPeepZ at SKool ComPlymEnt Meh On My Skarz and SAy Dey make me Look skYnni.


Heheehehehehee!11111!!!! I neeDz a new Lez LuVur...so HitZ meh Up!>?1/1?!!!111

BTwOuuuu
dys Hawt GUy Jus MoveD in NExt Door N derr U-Hul Smelled ALot LYke MarijuanaAA.

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dys is the tat connie gave me while we got high off of "african angel" a type of heroin you shoot up your hoo hoo for optimum effect!1111 1hehehehe i love my new tat guyz!!11



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  • Current Music
    martin luther bling

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Ummm i just wanted 2 tell everyone that some entries are friends only and u must become my friend to read all my XxXciting entries about my lez/goth/punk lyfe.


2night i went to a FootBall game for my skool, we wonZ1111!!! i wuz so happy, bcuz i met dys lez girl named Tonyfah an shes a negro. Shes A Hawttttie and i want her 2. But I wuz there with connie so wut can i gerl do?!!?/11111 hehehe


I went 2 hawt topic and gotz a shirt dat said *i bite* n it was sooooooo hawt!111


im soooo hopelessly XpunkXcoreX

Connie TOldZ Me SHe has a Boyfgrends!!!111 Oohhhh DRAMAz

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Hello my best friends, i hope you all know that you are the only friends i have outside of my exclusive gothic club that i attend with connie. Connie and Me are going steady again, because i dont want her to catch herpes or something, i mean all the blood would be totally HAWT but i dont want to contract deseases, i already have enuf problems (like not being able to meet GC because im over the weight limit for being their girlfriend!!!!!111) Oh nozzzz, it made me cry and suckz my blood for DAYZ, until i met connie, she gave me hope. Shes hotter then xxGCxX, but im not too sure about HIM and MARILYN MANSON and SIMPLE PLAN. They are all pretty equally hawt to CONNIE!

Connie came over today, and i was like Omgzz connie your sooo Lusty n OrgaZmic. Then we had hawt lesbo sex. During the hawt sex i cut her wrists a little and sucked the blood. She came (green slime!) and i sucked it with the blood and put it on a hoagie. Jizz n Blood Hoagies!!11 My favorite Snaxxxxx Its totally HardXcOre, being Emo and Lez n Bi, im just a HxC Package rolled into one juicy gothXpunkXcoreXashlee!! thats what connie described me as, her Goth-Punk/emo BAB (big ang beautiful heheh) She said she liked me creamy thick curves and cellulite!!!!!11111 It tUrnz her ON!!!!!! i was like OmgZ connie I <3z you and shes Lyke Omg Z lets have a Lesbo Wedding. But i cant because im too young. I want to tell her im only 15 buti doubt she will care...i mean her last G/F was 12. She was a super hawt goth girl named RoXxXe and i sucked her blood on 2 occasionz, when she had her Period!?!?1/11!!!!!!!!!!! 111

2day At MY Skoo i saw Dis Boi who had Long brown Dreadz and his fly wuz open and his pubes were sticken out. I walked up to him and zipped his fly up and winked at him. he was like OmgZ ashlEE getz away and i was like hehe see u 2morrow Sexi!111 i want to suck his blood soooooooooooo bad.


*sigh* I got an F on Mah Gym Test, i was 2 busy lookin for mice and birds to suck bloodZ!11!!! hehehe

XxAshleexxHXc4Lyfe Punkxx!!!!!

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Today i cut myself 12 times and it isnt even 8 o'clock yet! my madre is going to be so fumigated with me! Lolz111!11 Well anyways, i was at school today and my gym teacher Mrs. Buoff was like "hey ashley U Lez?!/1/111" and im like yes my B i be LEz n Bi SEcxtualllllll11!!! and shes like Omgz LEts fuk. Im Lyke Okayzzzzzzzzzzz. i missed 5th period cuz we were having lez sexcxz!!!!!!




YEs well NeWayz comment on MY jernal!!!


My neighbor's dog is giving birth to puppies!!!! omg there is so much blood, i jsut wnat to suck it out of her utuerus!

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Okay, so i was thinking that maybe while i was cutting my wrists today (because some hot guy called me a gothic heffer, but he said i was gothic so i guess it wasnt all that bad!!11) well anyways, i was thinking that maybe i should get my hoo-hoo pierced. B-cuz Connie (my lesbian lover/girlfriend) knows someone who specializes in hoo-hoo piercings for only 8 dollars! He also does abortions in his basement, but i think he's totally skilled!

His name is Jose Marcos Verbasos DeAlgonquen, hes a spaniard, hes totally studly!!! Connie sent me his picture over the internet so i would feel better, i certainly do! He looks mad hot and sophsticated. I guess i will show you guys because your my closest friends. but dont tell me mom, she would go crazy to have a spaniard piercing me! I think its totally erotic.


Yeah well anyways i am supposed to get it done this wednesday, and if all goes well i will have an 8inch cowbone stuck through my left hoo-hoo!! Im so excited, and connie thinks it will look Mad HOT, so i want to impress her and everyone else at the private goth club i go to (because connie invited me exclusively!!).,

Oh, about connie. Last night we were chatting it up on the telephone, and she told me (well asked me) if we could see other people, but still see each other. Like openly date and fuck whoever we want. Well, i was like okay, because she said she has 7 other girlfriends who arent really her favorites. Im her favorite!! hehe. She says she just uses them to get money, because she makes them offer sex to guys for money and they give it to her. I think thats a cool idea, and i can be her main girlfriend. I think im falling in love with her. She got me a 112 dollar corset at hot topic! This morning she has a dozen roses delivered to my window too!!! heheeeh shes so nice to me.

Connie<3<3 and me should have a lesbian wedding!!!

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