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literally just hanging out. they/them

@unfortunateearthworm

I'm an adult or whatever
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Reblogged coiledmutations
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man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

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I inherited these lamps from my grandmother, which she told me she inherited from her grandmother, which is a nice piece of family history until you plug them in and they immediately become as hot as the very sun. it’s possible we have made some improvements in lamp technology since my great-great grandmother died. impossible to say for sure though

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it's so fucked up that there are only 5 minutes in every six hours. someone should do something about this.

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Reblogged annabelle--cane
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great. a chivalric order has started nesting under my porch & theres no way i can afford a warlock to come clear it out so i guess now ive got to deal with men-at-arms swearing oaths of valor right outside my window at 4 am every morning