fridge flavour

major tom to piss control

Take your penis pills and put your condom on

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

Wii fuck

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

Wii shit

Dude don’t say that.

come on

Wii sleep. But a good night’s sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up.

SKELETON

SKELETON

SKELETON

-Queer mario

etc

How it feels to walk to the bathroom while drunk at a restaurant

mmm haha

ahaha mmmm

dr pepper

mm ahaha mmm

mmmm

haha mm

mm ha mmmmm hahaha

everyone seems to be doing quite well

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

cow triangles

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"