Pinned
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)
I stole and pinned this post on my blog and it has been the perfect welcome sign so thank you sm OP!
Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?
Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?
girl kissed by a mermaid
my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger
the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human
OP we desperately need examples
these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic
subscribed to the implication that spider-man transitions at the exact same time as the daily bugle photographer closest to her & no-one bats an eye
doodling while i recover from strep
Petra Parker doodle
Sharing secrets
Spideytorch but make it w/w
Yes, this has a fic to go with it in the works, so there is more context to come, but I’ll start with this little drawing as a start/preview of the Break The Internet With You AU. (They are a mess.)
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Petra: Johnni, they’re taking pictures.
Johnni: Having second thoughts, Webs?
Petra: Are you sure you’re ready for your secret to be out too?
Johnni: The real question is if the world is ready for Spideytorch?
Petra: You gave us a ship name?
Johnni: It already existed
Petra: WHAT?!
Johnni: Just be glad it’s not “Human Woman”
「Oniichan wa...」 by 八代 涼 (pixiv, twitter), translation by me
fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest
FELLATIO: Have you never taken within your mouth
The tender member of your lady love?
Then be assured its texture is unmatched
Now softened as it is by womanhood
KING: Thou dares impugn the honor of thy queen?!
Were we not so close I would have thy head!
FELLATIO: Tis futile. You may have my head but once,
While I have claimed your wife's a thousandfold
So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?
Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.
And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.
I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.
[the creacher in question]
Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy
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Alright we're doing a new story comic.
[The light of prophecy shines from my eyes]
The "summer job moid" is the same person as the one working there now (he's transitioning mtf, currently on hrt and identifies as a femboy atm, pronouns shall change to she/her over the series).
The neet mc's arc shall be closeted neet lesbian -> out neet lesbian with hardworking trans gf.
And it shall all coalesce into sloppy sloppy cis4trans yuri makeout and marriage and the entire thing will not be straight at all (coping)
