my name is no one

babyboy they say it takes 10 rights to correct a wrong and im 10,000,000,000 wrongs in a mini skirt

you guys heard of "women ? " it's awesome. compliments to the chef.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE CARTOON DOG!

WOE!

PEACE AND LOVE BE UPON YE

And a good lad Gromit also

you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

Moral of The Story: What?

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

biblically accurate barista

people just hate children. it's a sorry state of affairs. they hate children being starved and bombed overseas. they hate children laughing and playing in the park. they hate their own kids, whom they popped out because social norms told them it was an obligate milestone for their own enrichment and not the creation of another human being whose life then takes priority over theirs. they don't want to be around children, they don't want to raise them, they are always foisting them onto someone else and no one wants to take them. they hate children even though we were all children once and most of us probably know, in some way or another, how withering it felt to be a hated child, whether it was some stranger on a bus telling us to shut up in an isolated incident or our parents resenting the fact that we existed. nothing will get better if we don't stop hating children and start seeing every child anywhere as a vulnerable citizen we ought to look out for. our society is only as healthy as the poorest, loneliest child in it.

ok so. so we’re just. not reading now. wow ok. ok!!! booktok says we should remove half of the fun from reading!!! wow!!! (i found this in a video and apparently it’s not just this person doing it. it’s. quite a few of them. just to make that clear.)

the thing about supernatural. is it will have you saying dean for gods sake look at the road

you are going to crash that car

smiley boy - Washington, DC August 18th, 2026

📸: mychemfiles

drawing of my nipple after surgery

i’ve always wanted to disappear so quickly i leave a me shaped puff of smoke in my place

sometimes it’s important to like a female character for her potential when not in the hands of a misogynistic writer and at the same time hate a guy just for being blonde

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

Rewatching Frank dying. He goes down spewing blood. Horrific, yes. Wonderful. Gets kicked/poked. Does one last fountain spit like a loony toons character. Iconic.