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So Ruby chewed up my new iPod that I got for my birthday on the 14th.
We're not on speaking terms.
We're not on speaking terms.
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Between 6 people at dinner last night, our total came to $587 with tip.
And not one of us had to pay a dime. SaWEET!
And not one of us had to pay a dime. SaWEET!
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I think I need to try this:
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I seriously just had the best turkey and mayo sandwich EVER.
I can't stand to update the site anymore today. 18 items is tripple from what I normally update. I've gone through three cd's, two pops, five hours and RUBY! YOUR LAYING ON THE CLOTHES. Mother trucker. Looks like I'm doing laundry soon. What a hussy.
I can't stand to update the site anymore today. 18 items is tripple from what I normally update. I've gone through three cd's, two pops, five hours and RUBY! YOUR LAYING ON THE CLOTHES. Mother trucker. Looks like I'm doing laundry soon. What a hussy.
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Come to the Bleeding Kansas Festival on August 5th in Lawrence, Kansas. You have to fork over $35 first though. Bummmmmmmer.
Me and Julio down by the school yard.
Man, I have a killer zit on my forehead. Drew's going to be super excited.
I love writing nonsense. I'm full of one-liners like Mitch Hedberg, but he's funny. Why did you have to die dude? Resurrect and float back to Kansas City. I'd empty out my bank account to see you again.
It's against the lawww. It was against the laaaww. Oh what did momma sawww? It was against the laaawww. HOO!
Come to the Bleeding Kansas Festival on August 5th in Lawrence, Kansas. You have to fork over $35 first though. Bummmmmmmer.
Me and Julio down by the school yard.
Man, I have a killer zit on my forehead. Drew's going to be super excited.
I love writing nonsense. I'm full of one-liners like Mitch Hedberg, but he's funny. Why did you have to die dude? Resurrect and float back to Kansas City. I'd empty out my bank account to see you again.
It's against the lawww. It was against the laaaww. Oh what did momma sawww? It was against the laaawww. HOO!
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Today I sold to a girl named Ho and I felt really mean saying "THANKS HO!" on her invoice.
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I make killer Passion Tea Lemonade vodka drinks. They work too.
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Doing laundry sucks. It's such a waste of 5 hours.
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Anyone know who Heather Krafft is? She wants to come and visit me, but I have no idear who this hussy is.
I'm updating because I'm at my dads with nothing to do. It definitely doesn't feel like home here since I dont have any posessions. Well...I guess I do. This bracelet in front of me and all the rest of the shit that I left when I moved. That's a lot really. The keyboard is sticky too. Just the way I left it.
Cars are a bitch. Never get one or trade yours in for a wheelchair.
Alright, I don't have anything to say. Ruby's belly is folded over like a vagina.
I'm updating because I'm at my dads with nothing to do. It definitely doesn't feel like home here since I dont have any posessions. Well...I guess I do. This bracelet in front of me and all the rest of the shit that I left when I moved. That's a lot really. The keyboard is sticky too. Just the way I left it.
Cars are a bitch. Never get one or trade yours in for a wheelchair.
Alright, I don't have anything to say. Ruby's belly is folded over like a vagina.
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Damnit. Right when I throw my bread away, the ducks come back. And they've multiplied.