The Random Ranting of Britt-i-nay Sparklewood

Just to let everyone know, I probably won't update on here again. I'm just tired of it. I check my Myspace often (www.myspace.com/sparklewood), so if you wanna talk to me, might as well do it on there.
Later,
Brittney

Wow, um so yah, I am actually still alive!!!
As of Aug. 3rd, I officially started my prison sentence at Statesboro High School, It's absolutely dreadful.
Hmmmm.... What else is there to say...
Um... Wednesday is my birthday!!! (16th =D) And then I get my license on the 25th.
I don't think I'm really doing anything for my birthday except for Friday night going to El Som with some people. Everyone's welcome to come, the more, the merrier!!!
I'll try to update more often, but school is just sucking my life away... LOL
Later,
Brittney

You Know You're From Georgia When...

Sweet tea is THE drink. No questions. When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?" "Ya'll" is a word. Atlanta is known as "The City." You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner. The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama. Krispy Kreme dounuts are the only kind of dounuts you eat. Fried chicken is a major part of your diet. When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them. You walk into someone's house and people are sitting around smoking what they call "the garden" On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field You greet people with"Howdy, Whachu doin?" You know what a 'dawg' is. You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road." Your dog and your wallet are both on chains. You still call the refrigerator the "icebox". You call it a cold Christmas if you don't break out in a sweat in your new sweater. Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat of snow You know at least three streets named "Peachtree" You don't know anyone who drinks Pepsi. The last thing you want to do is give another driver the finger... unless your car is armored, your trigger finger is itchy and your AK-47 has a full clip. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. People actually grow, eat and like okra! You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Georgia.

In order to please the Queen of the World aka Fairy Girl aka Joanna aka Mexitan Man aka Johannes aka Joeygurl2007, I have just made an entry that is all about her!!!

Are you happy now???!???!??!!

Hi all my fellow El Jay'ers!!! I hope you have all been doing okay. I know it was hard making it through each day without me...
Ha-Right...
Anywhooo...
I've been in Atlanta for the last week so that would explain the absence of updates. I had fun, we went to see fireworks on the 4th and did some other stuff too.
Hopefully, next week I won't be here again. I'll be in Maggie Valley, NC. I lurve the mountains!!! So if all goes according to plan, I won't be updating for a whole 'nother week. I hope y'all will be able to survive. Hehe.
Well, as usual, i don't have much to say, so I'm ending it here.
Later,
Britt-i-nay Sparklewood

I am pleased to announce that I have crossed over into the realm known as... MySpace!!!
Yah, I finally jumped on the bandwagon. I figured since everyone else has one, I might as well get one too.
Check it out

Today, for some really weird, unknown reason, I decided to check the NFL draft to see if
"The Davids" (David Greene and David Pollak) had been chosen. The results didn't make me feel overly thrilled...

On the one hand, I was happy, 1-because they did get chosen to play in the NFL, so that was good; and 2-because they hadn't been chosen by Atlanta, Dallas, or Miami.

But on the other hand, I was greatly disappointed. 1-David Greene will be going to Seattle (which isn't as bad as it could have been), 2-David Pollak (the greatest player EVER) will be going to, let me prepare myself for the sadness..., CINCINNATI!!!

That is so incredibly homo!!!

Why is it homo? you ask... Well I'll tell you...
1-Because they SUCK! Their '04 stats were 8-8. UGH!!! 2-Because Cincinnati is in Ohio (No offense to anyone from Ohio). 3-Because neither one of them went to Philly (the best team EVER!!!).

________-_-_-Moment of Silence in remembrance of the Super Bowl-_-_-________

But there is some good news that came out of all of this...
Georgia's 3rd best player (in my opinion), Reggie Brown, went to none other than the BEST team in the WHOLE WORLD...... PHILLY!!! (Shout-out to my man McNabb!!!)

And, while I was there, I decided to check another fave of mine, Chris Rix (FSU QB), but he wasn't chosen...
I find that incredibly homo as well.

Well I just felt like sharing...
Later,
wood

Today, I was looking through some old school stuff from last year, and I found my journal from english. Since I hadn't update here in a while, and I didn't really have too much to say, I've decided to share some of the opinions from my journal.

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later,
wood

So, what shall i say...

I think that I may have contracted some sort of 'temporary memory loss disease', because i really can't think of anything to say at the moment.
But wait...
I'm having a flashback...

Eureka!!! I've got it!
What do i have, you ask?
Well I've just remembered something that recently happened.
Saturday, while I was fishing at Joanna's house, Joanna, whom I love dearly, got her line hooked on a bush right along the bank.
Let me give you a mental image...

(Joanna's Brother) (Me) (Joanna) (The bush that her line is caught in)

Ok, now that that's out of the way, On with the story.

So since the she has hooked the bush, she decides to yank at the line with all her strength. It sort of looked like she was trying to fly fish. Well, on the last try, she yanks pretty hard, and the line becomes free. Well, it whips right past my head, and I feel something "brush" the side of my head. I thought that the bobber-thingy had hit me in the head. So I ran my hand along the side of my head and I felt something there. So I was thinking, "oh, I have a hook in the side of my head." ...Long silence... "HOLY COW BATMAN! I HAVE A HOOK IN THE SIDE OF MY HEAD!!! *freaking out*

But I am very pleased to report that I am recovering fine, the hook was removed (by me) and I think I just might survive.

Later
*wood*

I am bored, henceforth...

Brittney Lynet Harkleroad's Aliases

Your movie star name: Wheat Thins Lee

Your fashion designer name is Brittney Athens

Your socialite name is Sparklewood Hotlanta

Your fly girl / guy name is B Har

Your detective name is Liger Statesboro High

Your barfly name is Onion Rings Margarita

Your soap opera name is Lynet Ladd

Your rock star name is M & Ms Jet

Your star wars name is Brikan Harbra

Your punk rock band name is The Hot Belly-Button Lint Remover