Enter Minutiae--The World of Unskinny Legs and All

Sal loves to perform and has appeared as "Woman" numerous times in various productions. It's one of her most reprised roles, and she's beginning to wonder if she's been typecast. Sal would love to be good at everything, so has decided on nothing. She is a legend in her own mind where she believes she is a world-renowned experimental poet, belly dancer, glass blower, and cunning orchid thief. It's sad really. Sal generally enjoys running amok, creating a nuisance and littering (Group W material). She lived in England for a while (two different times, actually) where she learned to love such English delicacies as mushy peas and sticky toffee pudding.

In reality she is a SAHM who loves to make whimsical altered art and mixed media crafts and play with her beautiful son. She occasionally remembers that she still wants to write a book.