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Zach Weinersmith
@ZachWeiner
Soonish, Open Borders, Bea Wolf, and new book: A City on Mars Married to @fuschmu. @[email protected] (Support at patreon.com/zachweinersmith)
Virginia
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Joined February 2009
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Apr 28
    Available now! kickstarter.com/projects/weine… Thanks for your support, everyone!
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Oct 7, 2024
    Fuck you, French
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Aug 22, 2023
    The Stanford Prison Experiments revealed that dark truth that when you don't do a double blind study, you can get whatever results you like, confirm pre-existing biases in society and your academic cohort, and get famous.
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    CathoCop 🇻🇦☦️🇷🇴
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    Aug 22, 2023
    Replying to @historyinmemes
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    May 6, 2021
    USSR: We will hide our failures at all costs US: As a free nation, we shall be public with all our space endeavors, except the secret stuff. SpaceX: WOO! HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE HOW AWESOMELY OUR HARDWARE JUST EXPLODED?!
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Mar 21, 2020
    Early Spring, 2050 Your Millennial grandmother sends you another case of 72 rolls of toilet paper "just in case." You understand it's a thing with that whole generation, but as you stack all of it in the linen closet once again you wish you could convince her to stop.
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    May 17, 2022
    Learning French, played a charming song by Brassens for my daughter, about a gorilla. And, I have just looked up the lyrics, and I've decided you can't trust the French.
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Jan 26, 2019
    I once listened to a history lecture where the speaker said Ancient Egyptians didn't record military losses. So, you could only tell defeat by noticing that the "wins" kept getting closer to the capital. I feel this is an underused metaphor at this political moment.
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Sep 27, 2016
    One thing that's really interesting about Clinton's approach is the use of sentences.
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Feb 25, 2023
    Feels like the right week to remind everyone that the best Dilbert comic ever was actually created by me
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Oct 27, 2022
    An allegory for what's happening with facebook right now: Imagine you sell paintings. You have a little shop. Business is pretty good. Then, a big mall offers you a space. The mall is shiny and nice and lots of people and other sellers are going. So, you relocate.
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Mar 24, 2020
    OMG, I forgot me and @AbbyHoward did a comic that perfectly describes the prepper reaction to COVID
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Jan 26, 2022
    ahem smbc-comics.com/comic/anger
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Dec 22, 2019
    We live in a society where all of us are afraid to say Merry Christmas. This morning at the grocery store, only 17 people were brave enough to say it to me.
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    Zach Weinersmith
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    Mar 5, 2020
    At this point, Sanders' best move is to rapidly evolve from Sanders to Sandcastle, then Sandstorm, before Biden can evolve into Triden. Remember, Sanders has been a basic pokemon from the beginning, while Biden tactically evolved from Monoden over a year ago.
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