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James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
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James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
@NoirScreenlight
Writer of scumbags, con artists, and all manner of morons | Creator of A WAR OF A MADMAN'S MAKING @AWOAMM | Editor in Chief @PistolJimPress
Giudecca in Hell of Unknowing
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Jul 8
    "Highly recommended, fast paced crime story with a lot of violence and no good guys. Read it easily in one sitting, since it kept my interest so well."
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Jun 17, 2023
    Replying to @Trey_Explainer
    The fact that the parking lot is empty and nobody else gives enough of a shit to bother visiting makes it a dozen times funnier
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Feb 15, 2025
    Replying to @Milkevol and @Knight_2359
    Really exercising those creativity muscles with location names like "The Prison"
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Jul 29, 2023
    "hemorrhoid scab" is fucking sending me to space lmao
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Apr 10, 2025
    Replying to @Caol_MacCormaic
    Bill Murray: tears up while accepting the loss of his partner and best friend, letting go of his rage and desire for revenge while his dead son's pregnant ex comforts him me: lmao this is so whimsical
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Jan 17, 2025
    Replying to @EmmaTolkin
    why does this feel like the intro to a giallo
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Jun 21, 2024
    Replying to @rachelmillman and @chezzaon
    they clearly had their wits about them enough to whip out a phone and start recording and cracking jokes, but not enough to shout or use said phone to call their coworker and potentially save her life?
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Nov 23, 2024
    Replying to @i_zzzzzz
    shitty prose aside, "don't read living authors" is awful advice only taken seriously by posers
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Jun 11, 2024
    Basically throwing the "You're a bit deaf, aren't you?" line right back in his face
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    May 19, 2023
    Replying to @JFrankensteiner
    there needs to be a There Will Be Blood style biopic about elder Scorsese consuming every big streaming service in his path as he creates masterpieces that don't make their money back
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Aug 18, 2024
    And the fact that he was completely unprepared for a part he specifically created for himself
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Dec 7, 2024
    Replying to @zoerosebryant
    this reminds me of the episode of It's Always Sunny where Dennis and Mac talk to the gangsters LOL "I was confused, I was very confused by the whole thing, if I'm being honest"
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Apr 23, 2025
    Replying to @Its_Jabo
    say hello to Lord Sir Duckingsworth, a fine and honorable knight
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    James Maxwell ๐Ÿ”ช Witching Metal Prod.
    @NoirScreenlight
    Jul 22, 2024
    Replying to @DocStrangelove2
    Can't believe they deleted this scene, it's excellent and shaved like 10 seconds off the run time ๐Ÿ˜’
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