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Adrian Bott

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Adrian Bott

@Cavalorn

Author of MG/YA fiction & game stuff. Rants about folklore. Opinions my own. He/him. Lead Writer for @PlayWarframe (you shiny things)

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cavalorn.livejournal.com

Joined February 2009

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Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Oct 16, 2015
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Jun 17, 2023
you're not going to believe this, but
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Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Sep 24, 2019
How romantic it would be if the UK and America had a double impeachment
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
May 28, 2023
Wife has been at MCM Comic Con for the last three days. Her final day of cosplay was as Guillermo from What We Do In The Shadows. She came down to breakfast at the hotel and there were Harvey Guillén and Kayvan Novak - Guillermo and Nandor - having theirs. [1/2]
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
May 28, 2023
Replying to @Cavalorn
So as not to disturb them she just said 'hi guys!' and was about to move on, upon which Kayvan looked her up and down, waved his hand dismissively and said - in his Nandor voice - 'You may resume your duties.' Wife says her soul ascended directly to heaven at that point. [2/2]
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Oct 3, 2023
I think my accidental meme has dual citizenship by now
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Oct 16, 2015
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Aug 19, 2021
God: off back down to earth now Miette Miette, her aura incandescent: you *banish* Miette? you cast her down from heaven like the Lucifer?
Patricia Lockwood
@TriciaLockwood
Aug 19, 2021
Replying to @TriciaLockwood
official diagnosis from her vet: miette most likely ate a lizard and tripped so hard that she lost control of her body from the neck down and went temporarily blind for 36 hours. her bloodwork is completely normal but she will go forth as someone who has Seen God.
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Apr 11, 2020
PE teachers can wreck your health. Dr Anne Elliott found that bad experiences in school PE actively deterred people from taking exercise in later life & led to a state of alienation from their own bodies. eprints.mdx.ac.uk/22163/
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
May 11, 2017
'Labour want to drag us back to the 70s!' whine people who also demand blue passports, imperial weights & measures, & no immigration
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
May 1, 2020
I used to have a girlfriend who dressed up as a Viking on occasional weekends and hung out with other Vikings, and they would do re-enactments of battles and stuff like that. She told me about a guy I'll refer to here as Shield Wall Steve.
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Oct 16, 2025
blimey has it been ten years? *checks expiry date, shrugs, puts back in fridge*
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Oct 16, 2015
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Oct 16, 2022
happy anniversary, leopard tweet. what a seven years it's been
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
Oct 16, 2015
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
May 1, 2020
Replying to @Cavalorn
Anyway, I just saw Boris claiming that he 'timed the lockdown to coincide with the peak of the pandemic in the UK' or something like that, and for the first time in many years I thought of Shield Wall Steve.
Adrian Bott
@Cavalorn
May 20, 2018
Attempting to make sense of Jordan Peterson's strange assertion that 'witches live in swamps' because it's naggingly familiar, just not from any myth or fairy tale. Then it hits me. It's Minecraft. Witches live in swamps in Minecraft.