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Would ya be my girl forevermore...

.... Till the end of time? - SHE WANTS REVENGE

Hello!! I'm yuru, a fanfiction author who dabbles in multiple fandoms (though I only write for genshin for now). I like to dabble in visual novels, manhwa and various animes. I use she/her pronouns and I'm always open for a chat! My favs include Lohen and Scaramouche from Genshin Impact, Penelope Eckart from Death is the only ending for the villainess, and many more!! If you ever wanna be moots, just send me an ask and I'll follow you back! My art account is @yuru-from-another-land

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I have no idea if reqs are open or not so if they aren't uhh please ignore this but how would Lohen, wanderer, chiori and Arlecchino react if reader told them randomly that they were planning to propose but they can't find the ring in their room so they're asking the character help find it

(bonus points if the ring was just sitting in their drawer and they didn't realize 💔💔)

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"Will you marry me once I find the ring?"˚˚

Genshin Characters helping you find the ring that you were gonna propose to them with

Includes in this order -> Lohen, Wanderer, Chiori and Arlecchino

a/n: THEY WERE OPEN im just a slow ahh writer sorry </3 this was rlly fun to write tho I like your brain

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Lohen

  • WAY too excited over the fact that you were gonna propose
  • So much so that he initially forgets about the little detail of you losing the ring
  • Says something like "You? Proposing to me? I'm flattered~" and stretches out his hand all dramatically elegantly for you to put on the ring
  • So you remind him that there is no ring to put on him as of now
  • "Wait what?? Whyy? :(" Does this man ever listen?
  • Ofc not, all he heard was that you wanna marry him
  • His first instinct is that you don't need a ring to marry and to just drag you to the cathedral to get married on the spot
  • That is NOT happening on your watch though.
  • So you tell him that if he wants to marry you he has to put in the work for it (help you find the ring)
  • He begrudgingly agrees
  • Will be super annoying while searching for it
  • Say shit like "My, my, who would've thought that you of all people would be sloppy like that?"
  • This man loves to feel your wrath and will do anything to provoke it
  • Your glares are hot
  • Bonus points if he gets a slap across his face at some point
  • Threaten to not propose after all and he will get his shit together and actually search for the ring
  • You end up finding it without him noticing so you call him over and put it on his finger
  • He just stares at it
  • Still flabbergasted you actually wanna marry him and it's only now sinking in
  • Whatever the ring looks like, he'll think it's the prettiest one he's ever seen
  • Will not let you hear the end of it, in fact no one will hear the end of it
  • Brags to everyone about how he got proposed to while they're still sad and lonely
  • Annoys you by saying stuff like "Of course you were the one to propose first, you couldn't possibly resist me"
  • Put him in his place pls

Wanderer

  • Another one who is very affected by the fact that you want to marry him
  • Like you really want to spend the rest of your life with him?
  • He tells himself that it's foolish to get so worked up over the idea and that everything is fleeting but he can't help the flustered feeling that overtakes him
  • Exasperated with himself for falling in love with such an idiot though because what do you mean you lost the ring somewhere??
  • Knows that you wouldn't ask for his help unless you actually tried finding it yourself first
  • So of course he'll help you find it, it's on top of his priority list now
  • He had a paper to finish? Too bad, that can wait
  • Acts like you'll never get married if you don't find the ring. Won't admit to it though
  • But you see how adamant he is about finding it
  • He's cute when he's trying to hide that he's fussing
  • If you weren't tearing apart the place for the ring before, he certainly is now
  • Will act all annoyed at you for losing the ring but then remembers that you're gonna get married and shuts up because now he is flustered again
  • "I can't believe you're seriously making me look for... forget it"
  • And yes, he's absolutely planning to accept your proposal.
  • Because how could he possibly decline it?
  • He finds the ring in your drawer and he doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry because this is so stupid
  • His eyes do get a bit glassy when he looks at the ring for a while longer
  • He still has a hard time believing all of this
  • You see him holding the ring and pop up behind him, asking if he likes it and he just pulls you into a hug
  • Partly to hide his glassy eyes and partly to hide his blush
  • He does nod into your shoulder though so mission success?

Chiori

  • Judges HARD
  • "I refuse to believe that you're being serious right now."
  • This is why you should've left the proposal to her
  • Seriously though, she would've loved to spoil you with the most luxurious looking ring that conveniently fits with all the clothes she personally designed for you
  • A pity, but that's what she gets for waiting for too long. Though you could've been more patient and let her handle it
  • An artist that lets their muse spoil them is nothing short of unworthy, she thinks
  • So of course she helps you find it, it's the least she can do to fix this injustice
  • She will not complain all that much while looking for it
  • There will be some remarks here and there though
  • "The ring better be worth the search"
  • Already pictures what the wedding will look like in her head
  • She WILL be in charge of the decorations
  • And you better believe that you will look absolutely stunning on your wedding day, she will personally tend to that
  • Her lover in her wedding dress that she designed for her wedding day, she really has it all
  • When she finds it in your drawer, she can't help but sigh in disappointment
  • It was put away neatly and you "lost" it?
  • Simply calls you and hands it over
  • Since you decided that you want to propose, she will let you see it through
  • It might not end up looking quite like she would have done it, but anything you do for her is precious nonetheless
  • Her spoiling you will have to wait for the actual wedding day, she presumes

Arlecchino

  • "You lost the ring?" she repeats as if she misheard, the tone is a bit pointed though
  • You start fussing over losing the ring and she straight up gentle parents you to find it
  • "Okay so where was the last time you saw the ring?"
  • Same strats she uses on the children btw.
  • Though she's more kind with you
  • Genuinely doesn't mind looking for it with you, loving someone means being fully prepared to deal with their shortcomings
  • She likes the fact that you knew you can rely on her
  • Wouldn't want you to ever hesitate to ask her for help, no matter how trivial the problem may seem.
  • Goes fairly strategic about trying to find the ring, looking for it in recently visited locations
  • And who would have guessed, it worked!!
  • You found the ring fairly quickly with her help
  • She was certainly amused with the fact that it was just laying in the drawer
  • Might make a subtle remark about it
  • "I certainly didn't expect to find it in a spot like this"
  • Your fretting did make her think that she'll have to tear apart the place looking for it
  • Glad she could avoid that
  • Would absolutely have done it though
  • You will be the children's second father.
  • No, there's not a mother.
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PEAKPEAKPEAK OMGGGGG

Synopsis: in which, Kunikuzushi grieves your loss in alien stage

Tags: gn! Reader, alien stage au!, wanderer is called Kunikuzushi here, angst, hurt no comfort, this is like a writing practice bc I'm not used to angst bear with me, non graphic depictions of blood and death, loads of flashbacks, reader is implied to be suicidal, a bit of character study honestly, around 1.6k words

Anonymous asked:

omg im nervous ahem so... helloo ^^ !! i hope you're doing well and your day went smooth, can i request a lohen x reader? i keep seeing lohen x sadist reader or healer reader, but what about something inbetween? like, reader is someone who is firm and calm most of the time but is secretly easily concerned, accidentally smacking lohen then theyd immediately go "oh my god im so sorry!! are you okay??" even knowing deep down that he has high pain tolerance, they just cant help it, okay thats it, goodbyee

I didn't know if you wanted headcannons or a drabble so I decided to make this headcannons ^^

(gn! Reader (since you didn't specify anything), kinda short cus I'm not used to writing readers like this, might be ooc, not beta read)

  • There's nothing more Lohen enjoys than irritating you if you're this kind of person
  • The medic of the fifth company of the knights of favonius is known to be a force to be reckoned with, with how firm you are with medical treatment and schedules
  • He likes it really, he finds responsibility extremely attractive. That just means you can put him in his place more often!
  • What he likes more is getting you to tick
  • Knowing that you often hit him out of reflex when he's being a general nuisance, he's sworn to make your life difficult
  • As in, hiding your medical tools, getting more injured more often, so on and so forth
  • Each and every hit when you're yelling at him he gets this sense of euphoria, he got his love of his life to react in a way he likes them to
  • Though he does get mildly annoyed at the fussing at times, he's grown accustomed to it, and even came to like it
  • He's smiling at you so cheekily when you worry about him, in fact he's fighting against a full blown grin
  • One time when you were really apologetic about him and a knight happened to pass by, he stared right at them and blew a raspberry at them
  • "Look what I have and you don't"
  • Please hit him purposefully more often, or else some complicated rumors might be circling around the knights of favonius later on... Something about favoritism or whatever
  • All in all, he adores you regardless of your personality, just be sure to keep his adoration in check so that he doesn't get too out of hand...
Anonymous asked:

Hi! May I pretty please request sone yandere Arlecchino, Furina(when she was an archon) and Clorinde headconons x fem reader who is trying to break up with them?

-ty 4 reading my request!

Sure!

(Content warnings: mentions of manipulation, stalking, unfair trials, threats, general yandere shtick, not beta read, idk what warnings are there tbh comment if I have missed anything)

Arlecchino

  • You might've expected a bit more of a dangerous reaction of a cold and calculating harbinger of the Tsaritsa, however she does agree to the divorce you suggested
  • Though, she does have a dark look on her face whilst initiating the divorce, as if she doesn't enjoy this a single bit
  • "What brought this up dear?"
  • Dear, as if you were just having a minute argument and it would be over with just a few hours and communication
  • She's kind enough to offer a home for you to live in right after, however...
  • You cannot stop the feeling of being watched
  • It started off small, your belongings were shifted to a different place, the fireplace was lit without any of your intervention
  • Then you straight up received bloodied flowers
  • Every time you even interact with a co worker, the dread of being watched always followed you
  • Coincidentally, you keep bumping into members of the hearth, acting all cheerful when they meet you and asking you to come back for a tea party sometime. Even Lynette seems eager to have you back
  • And, well, you're definitely being stalked, it won't be so bad to hang around a place where protection was guaranteed right?
  • When you visit bearing gifts for the children however, it's Arlecchino who answers, leaning against the doorway, arms crossed and all
  • "And here I thought that we were supposed to go on no contact."
  • If it weren't for the fact that you knew her for years, you would've never heard the teasing lilt in her voice
  • When ushering you in however, you can't help but notice that her grip on your arm is far tighter than usual, and the children were far too eager to lock the doors shut

Furina

  • Huh?
  • For the archon of Fontaine, the one referred to as the Regina of all waters, the thought of divorce is absolutely blasphemous
  • Why would you want to divorce her? Did she do something wrong? Just tell her, she'll be able to fix everything she swears!
  • Though when you report your final answer, she comes to realize that she can't do anything
  • Just like all the other humans with feeble lifespans compared to hers, you'll leave her too...
  • She can't have that
  • Guilty as she feels she does have the justice within her to offer you a divorce trial, but she begs— no— pleads for Neuvilette to turn the scales in her favor
  • She'll manipulate every legal loophole that she herself created, she prayed to mirror her every night with tears bubbling in her eyes that the Oratrice would allow you to stay
  • And when court falls in her favor at last?
  • She grabs a hold of your two hands, the ones used to wipe your tears of frustration, and kisses each and every individual knuckle with a relieved smile on her face
  • As if this was all just an obstacle overcome in your relationship, as if this wasn't the worst day of your life
  • "At last ma chérie, this is but a show of Teyvat's fate that we were destined to stay together! D-don't cry now, please, I'll get you anything you want for you to look at me."

Clorinde

  • The feared Champion duelist Clorinde gained her reputation for good reason
  • Though she behaves kindly with you, inviting you to multiple tabletop troupe events with Navia, having tea parties with you with a smile on your face, she is ultimately a bad match for you
  • Her presence alone deters many in Fontaine, so aside from hers you rarely have any friends of your own, something that she likes greatly
  • Something that caused the divorce, in any case
  • The champion duelist is fair, in any case, being an executioner of the judicial system will do that to someone
  • Though, don't expect to be surprised when you get entangled up in another trial case involving yourself. Hm? You're not guilty? Certainly a mistake then, Monsieur Neuvilette says you are
  • Hm? You didn't ask to to duel someone? But your lawyer says it that you clearly did
  • People have good reason to fear the champion duelist, even if she only uses her sword, yet she is kinder with you
  • She walks up to you, blade against your throat for the sake of pretenses, takes note of your frightened expression as if she wasn't the one that caused everything in the first place
  • "I can always harm you minimally if you agree to come back."
  • The champion duelist is fair, she gives you an option to be with her or not
  • It's certainly not her fault that you chose to yield instead

I was in the tranches searching for a manhwa and stumbled on this one titled "My Master Likes to be Spanked" and idk the plot but now I cannot stop thinking about Maid of Favonius Reader with Lohen who wants to be spanked—

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Icl as soon as I saw this I knew I had to lock in for a moment so please enjoy this 1.5k fic with just no plot whatsoever<3 (also I kinda didn't see the "wants to be spanked" part so this is just a full on spanking lohen fic with no build up whatsoever so hope you don't mind)

Tags: spanking (obvi), Dom!reader, sub!lohen, female!reader (since we are a maid), cramped spaces, the thrill of almost getting caught (I forgot the word for it...), mild bloodplay, use of daggers, shoe riding, not beta read, English is not my first language

What kind of yanderes I think some genshin women are

(fair warning these are kinda experimental and more of a soft yandere type, so it might be mischaracterized the slightest. Enjoy reading though!)

Lauma- the overbearing type

Oh lady moonchanter, how gracious and beautiful she is, expending even her own life force to heal the people around her. Living such a dreary life, where all the people around her worshipped the sky that was made of pure falsehoods, and a goddess that never wanted to be one in the first place. She has gone through many hardships, and yet, it is a bit inspiring seeing her keep going despite it all.

Which is why she'd never wish anyone her life.

Oh little old you, the object of the moonchanter's affections, the one where she has her one eye affixed on everytime you pass her by. She's all the more nice to you, if a bit... Suffocating at times. As if she doesn't stop to think about your own autonomy.

"It's fine Lauma, I don't mind working a bit more-"

"You've been working for a while now, it would do me well if you took some much needed rest," she says, dragging you by your shoulders to bring you to a tea table, while both you and her knew that you'd only been working for a maximum of thirty minutes.

She smothers like no other, personally feeding you lakaberries herself when you refuse to take any. Hm? What do you mean she worries so much? It should be justified no? Nod krai is such a frigid land, and you never know when which meal is your last.

Of course, her tolerance for people you don't respect your rest either is limited. They will face the dead silent disappointing glare of the lady moonchanter, and would back off at seeing her just so... Protective. It's a weird thing, your relationship. She never does anything to harm you, or do anything explicitly outside of your consent, yet you still find yourself a tad bit uncomfortable.

But you love her, you'd get over it for her, right?

Rhinedottir- the perceptive type

Rhinedottir is a woman who prides herself on her own research. All of her creations were made through meticulous experimentation and her rigid understanding of what others considered the unknown.

You, on the other hand, were a mystery that she wanted to unravel more than anything.

Once a sinner and witch and now having added a shade to her endless arsenal of accomplishments, her humanity has already been long gone, so has her ability to perceive it properly. Why would she need to bother? A researcher worth their time wouldn't spend hours of their day rotting away at things that bored them, and she was no different. Psychology was never much of interest to her, only in the purity of the bodies she created.

You, however, were someone who eluded her whole sense of, well, everything.

She finds her gaze locked down into the flimsy world of Teyvat down below, studying your everything. Your reaction to the benign and malignant, a twitch of the eyebrow or in the corner of your lip. How you live with either a craving for endless knowledge or a wish to live in blissful ignorance for perpetuity.

She finds all of it entertaining, and, if she were so bold, endearing, even.

Ronova always looks at her with mild disappointment when she spends her day doing nothing more than her experiments and observing you. Naberious complains at her doing something so trivial, and Istaroth couldn't care less. But she was never one to listen to those who bored her, you would be a much better thing to study and grasp. The other shades yelled at her in absolute disbelief when she decided to raise you to the heavens themselves, but she paid them no mind once more.

After all, what better feeling is there than you groveling at her feet to comprehend her benevolence?

Nefer- the stalker type

To the learned and to the cautious, Nefer of the curitorium is a bad omen to begin with. A woman with do much power on her fingertips, head of the Northern intelligence guild, and controlling Teyvat from the underground. She gets their wariness, and though she does get her hands dirty at times, even enjoying it, she knows her limits enough not to meddle too much into trivial matters.

That all changed with you, however.

Poor old you, moving to Nod krai for a cheaper living space, only to live a life covered in bugs and rats and scrap metal that could cause tetanus at the slightest cut. The way you reacted, all dramatic and afraid, told her all she needed to know about the kind of person you were.

She had no reason to intervene, just a normal person regretting their stay in Nod krai almost immediately.

And yet...

She can't help but send Jahoda to check up on you from time to time, gaining more and more information on your day to day life than one person should. Jahoda expects the worst of you, after all, her boss is surveiling someone so thoroughly? She never could have expected it was because of a scratch that Nefer couldn't itch.

For each tidbits of your day to day life, Nefer finds herself meddling with your documents more and more. No criminal record? How strange, doesn't appear to be that way in the documents. Nod krai grew wearier at your own presence, and you had to gulp down the dread of the loneliness eating you whole.

That's when Nefer steps in of course.

"I'm Nefer of the curitorium of secrets, mind coming with me, dear?"

After all, it isn't her first time to play hero towards Nod krai, but she certainly wants it to be her first with you. Loneliness can just be a terrible instigator for the drug that is connection, now isn't it?

Chiori- the possessive type

Chiori likes to label parts of her brand as hers.

It, first of all, keeps away competition, and the competitive nature of any Fontainian worth their money would fight the masses for a luxury product of hers. She pays no mind to it, anything she sells belongs to the person who purchased it, but everyone would be able to tell where all that fashion greatness came from in the tag alone.

She finds, that her possessiveness doesn't extend to only her brand.

She's perceptive to a fault, never afraid to notice anything in others and point them out, applying to even herself. She knows, that what she feels for you isn't normal, and that if she acted upon her urges for real the marchausse phantom would have her in cuffs, dragged to meropide. She keeps her distance in her supposed attraction, because she knew that she wouldn't be good for you.

But it is a bit unfair to not act on her urges at all now isn't it?

Every single occasion where the two of you cross paths she somehow manages to wrangle a new set into your arms, free of charge, claiming "it's just scrap" when the measurements fit you to a t. You pay no mind to it, gifts are just gifts, and to deny clothes from Chiori herself would be blasphemous.

People would hog your attention all the time, asking where you got your outfits, complementing how it fit your complexion well, so on and so forth. She's no idiot to the rumors, how does middle-class you get access to such high quality items practically every week?

When you ask her, Chiori claims it's to "widen the reach of her brand since you're so sociable", but that's not really true is it? She's already a Teyvat-wide phenomena, there's really no need to give you all of these free, high quality stuff, when she could use it for better dresses. And yet, she finds herself hiding in a corner, pretending to be interested in the news when in reality all she wanted to see was the jealous glares of any gazes which falls on you with a tiny smirk on her face.

So, accept her generosity kindly, or with far too much excitement as you wished.

"You needn't worry so much about the time it took for all this."

After all, everyone knows what belongs to Chioriya boutique now.

(Lohen x fem!reader, noblewoman!reader, adventurer!lohen, yandere!lohen, reader was in an arranged marriage (keyword was), murder and minor descriptions of it, reader lowk a freak too you're not safe)

Lohen finds that he quite likes your bold personality.

Every since the commission to help escort you in a journey to your betrothed, he's always been on the receiving end of your disdain. Your harsh words fall on harsher rouge-lined lips, and he preserved every little syllable into memory. He'd watch, at the docks of your ship, as you stood there, arms crossed at the railings with an increasingly frustrated expression on your pretty little face.

Then of course, came your more, melancholic side. Though that wouldn't be the best way to describe you.

A night where your drinking limits teetered a bit too far and he had to accompany you to the docks. While you wiped the bile from the corner of your mouth you'd stare up at the star littered sky, frustration evident from your pursed lips, a look of anger etched from your brow bone to your eyebags.

"Unfair unfair unfair... Why do I have to be the one to get married off out of everyone?!" You screamed with all your might into the foggy air, and even Lohen startled with your loud shrieking.

But you were a woman of pride, most would've succumbed to excessive salty tears building up in their waterline. You however, composed yourself not by tears, but by pure, unadulterated hatred. Your nails dug into the wood of the ship, leaving your mark in the form of indents, before your tugged your shawl over yourself and left him in the dust, hurrying to your quarters in the ship.

That was the beginning of his so called "interest."

Time and time again, when he tailed after you after you yelled at him for the nth time, he takes more and more time to explore you, in a sense. What makes you tick, what (rare) things you like, things you tolerate. He finds that you much prefer him when he keeps his mouth shut, and that's whenever the primary reasons why he constantly ran his mouth in your presence.

Everytime an ornament from your gaudy dresses fell onto the docks he'd always pick it up and stuff it inside his vest. These decoration could cost a fortune, and yet he has no intention of selling them to grubby hands when he himself could imagine so many things with just a silver lining. How you'd look, plain and all without the excessive outfits and jewelry and makeup you wore like a shield.

How much he'd enjoy it if you treated him harsher in your natural state.

Though, when arriving at the land and accompanying you to your fiance, the dead eyed look that bordered on a calm resentment in your eyes gave him a glimpse of all of your turmoil now coming to form your mask.

And he...

Didn't like it in the slightest.

He preferred you haughty, mean, everything in general as long as you could look at him with disgust and disdain. Now, drained of your color and vitality, he finds the lump in his throat growing more prominent by the second. You, who once looked at him with so much emotion, even if negative, were drained of all that makes you, well you.

He knew what he had to do now.

The altar was in all sorts of beautiful, even if a farce. The structure was made more for looks than for functionality, and the pristine white surrounding of walls and tiles and ceiling have it even more of an oppressive feel.

A bit of red would do it good.

There you stood on the altar, veil practically thrown off of you to catch a glimpse of the sight. The sight of him holding the head of your fake beloved, blood and cerebral fluid dripping down onto the carpets. He himself was stained with the filth's blood. The head showed all signs of panic, from the widened eyes beginning to relax from the tautness to the afraid look on his face loosening to rigor mortis.

There you were on the altar, wearing white, and looking oh so beautiful. And oh so shocked, yet at the same time unbothered at the sight of him covered in the filthy gore and guts. Instead, your eyes ventured to the corpse, blinking as if you couldn't believe the sight in front of you, eyes-

The light in your eyes had returned, your blank look replaced with a smile of absolute mirth.

"You did this?" Instead of an afraid tremble he was met with a gleeful tone, lips etched to a perpetual grin, and cheeks flushed to a sickeningly sweet matter.

He's never seen you so happy in his presence, and he finds that he likes that look on your face alongside the disgust that accompanied it.

Mission accomplished, he supposed as he threw the decapitated head away to run to your side.

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Lohan and using his sword to pin his arms to the bed thank you

Warning(s): Knife Play, Cuffs, Nipple Play, Coming Untouched, This is all I hope.

A/n: Had sm fun with this one omg I love my lil freak<3

The vice captain of the 5th company, aka Lohen, is the slimiest fucker you ever knew.

He is smart enough to know when the matter at hand calls for a physical fighter or a smooth talker, and will use whatever serves his convenience most; his precise control over all sorts of weaponry and his silver tongue along with the willingness to recklessly gamble with his life can save his skin from the kind of situations that not many return in a full piece from.

To anyone else, these are good traits to have, praise-worthy, even. It goes to show how well he can survive despite his obvious lack of any survival instinct whatsoever.

To you —someone with a foul temper and the strength to back it up— however, those combined traits make Lohen in his very fundamental nature, an annoying fuck.

A very, very punchable one at that.

this is peak btw